Strange hair, garbled text, and unnatural body parts. AI does a pretty good impression of Trump.

Conspiracy theory: English teachers have been trying for decades to make us all conspiracy theorists by searching for hidden meanings in innocent things.

Twitter are *trying* to lose all of their users, aren't they?.

Elton John's Friday show cancelled. Saturday night's alright. 🤣.

Oof.

Whenever it pours with rain like this I worry that I've left the car windows open. It has happened before, so not totally unjustified worry.

Anybody need some rain? We've got plenty to spare. 🌧️.

Big day. Just replaced the UI I used when first learning about email in the 90s.

I took a picture.

Media: Poll shows we are more divided. Poll: Didn't ask about the media's role in dividing us.

Whoever came up with the `auto` type in C++ was a genius. It saves so much thinking.

Does anyone else get a lot of email spam in Arabic? From the same 3 or 4 "people"?.

That last 300mWh really hung in there.

Bugzilla status I wish I could use, number 34: RESOLVED, STUPID.

This picture makes the mountains look tiny but they're not. One in this picture rises 2500m (8000ft) straight out of the ocean. It's difficult to digitally portray just how amazing real life is sometimes. You'd better come and see for yourself.

This is a 180° panorama, so press the screen up against one side of your face and roll it past your nose to get the full effect.

I visited my Zoom background very early this morning.

Have a tui in some harakeke instead. Beat that, street view.

Dammit! I thought I'd taken a good photo, so I went on Google Maps check I had the right location, and the street view photo is much better than mine. They're literally not even trying, just driving a car around with a camera on top!.

What⁈. Russell T Davies has gone back to Ten and forked the Doctor's timeline. It's the only explanation [that I choose to believe]. Hope he rebases the best bits of Eleven and Twelve and lands them on this new branch.