Wondering if you can outrun a cheetah? Maybe, but only if there's a drug test waiting for it! #FunnyJokes #AnimalHumor

USA wins first medal in Rio Olympics for what they're famously good at: shooting. A bullseye for national prowess! #Olympics #Shooting

Discover the simplest way to make $1 million: Begin with investing $10 million! A humorous take on financial strategies. #FinanceJoke #InvestmentHumor

Facing fears in a unique way: A man terrified of someone under his bed cured inexpensively by bartender's quirky advice—just cut the bed's legs off! #Fear #CreativeSolutions

What's the female equivalent of a Bromance? A Hoemance. #Funny #Meme

When everyone calls you fat but you know you're just fluffy 😂 #bodypositivity #fluffygang

Why do melons get married in church? Because they cantaloupe.

When November hits and you realize you've been saving up your nut for a whole year because self-pleasure is a grave sin. #NoNutNovember #MemeMadness

What's 16 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Obama's tie! 😂 #ObamaJoke #DadJoke

My wife's furious I have no sense of direction. So I packed my bags and left. right? #dadjokes #marriagejokes

Nailed it! My PT success story is just one giant arrow pointing left. 😅 #PTSuccess #LeftArrowLife

What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww

I like my women like I like my White House. No Bush!!! 😂 What a zinger! #politicalhumor #dadjokes

When you're asked to show your first pic with your new phone. 😂 #GalaxyS8 #DickPicFail

"I'd like to see North Korea fight our highly trained army!" - @realDonaldTrump. When you challenge the wrong opponent. #TrumpLogic #WrongOpponent

When a SoundCloud rapper says "You already know who it is" 🔥💥

Joke: I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

A statistically humorous joke that lacks significance. #statisticalhumor #lacksignificance

Telling off a toilet: 'Eat shit.'

When you're trying to have a conversation with 'ably Patter' but it just keeps 'ne Spe 47 as' and 'Te P &' #ablyPatter #communicationstruggles