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Morgan Rock Loehr

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looking for someone to ghost write my autobiography

On and around my couch
Joined October 2014
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
Doing naked push ups makes me feel vulnerable and strong at the same time.
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Morgan Rock Loehr
9 years
I just published “Introducing America v2.0 ­”
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The Email Blast
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10 years
My mom still doesn't think I'm a writer, but thanks for trying @NewYorker @tnyshouts
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The New Yorker Humor
10 years
Journal from a #Blessed Road Trip, Inspired by Henry David Thoreau @generallymade https://t.co/wZ56VXM4Sx
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
Ugh... my boss is always standing right over my shoulder said the baseball catcher
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
Does anyone know where my ATM card is?
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10 years
I have to get back to my wife he screamed at the gay orgy
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10 years
January Jungle Bite February Fever March Madness
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10 years
My new restaurant will have communal tables and one big communal napkin
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10 years
Bear All - a bear strip club
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
Does anyone else imagine a post apocalyptic society where people wear mesh shorts in public and the only drinkable liquid is Mountain Dew?
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10 years
My daughter lives in Denver says the lady in the terminal whom no one asked
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10 years
When I'm a dad, I'll be strict on drugs, but lenient when I'm not on drugs
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
What do people's twitter feeds look like when they follow 20k people?
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
Making new comics on @medium - https://t.co/vwSw7DN4Dn
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
I made a list of things you probably shouldn’t say on a first date— https://t.co/E3hGLT1jUo
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
@Jonwestenberg Hey Jon, good luck on your new @Medium pub and writing mission. Keep pen to paper and wade through the muck with your words.
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
I wanted to write a lucid article like this, but by the second sentence there was always a fart joke. @henrywismayer
henrywismayer.medium.com
You wonder why some people don’t like you? Here it is…
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Morgan Rock Loehr
10 years
Calling all cities! San Francisco is now accepting applications for a new sister city —  https://t.co/uyjIogwVwf
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10 years
A great lady and funny writer is finally contributing to @medium - “How To Mansplain In 6 Easy Steps” by @kristysf
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Think you’re NOT a mansplainer? Fear not! You, too, can be painfully condescending to women without even knowing it! Just follow this easy…
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