Not sure why @mollybaz hates on penne so much? Boujee ass 😜

I haven’t met @hseanbrock before but I guarantee we would be fast friends before long. Dude’s a legend.

Stick to the State Farm commercials bud @PatrickMahomes

My baby is teething; pray for me 🙏

I’ll be honest, I’m kinda disappointed in the Mortal Kombat movie...

“Do you want it all if it’s all mediocre?” @MacMiller

If you use ALL CAPS in an email you’re the scum of the earth

“Nice? Nice is another word for boring.”

My cooking spirit animal is @chefjoseandres for sure

I get it, it’s shocking to see that score right now and I’m as happy as everybody else but... there’s a lot of football to be played and I’ve seen crazier shit happen. Go Brownies though.

Clemson looking like booty right now

Of all people, Cyndi Lauper....

Win or lose, Bengals are showing that the Steelers might not be a Super Bowl contender

I know D2 teams that are better than the Bengals

THIS MOMENT BELONGS TO COLUMBUS, OHIO.

Hell of a season boys! @ColumbusCrewSC

I volunteer myself to kick for the Bengals... can’t get a any worse amiright? 🤷

We should probably invest in an O-line now... 🤷

You know what’s a fun word? Arugula; arugula’s a fun word.

Just went on a 10min diatribe on why MSG is delicious and anyone that disagrees is wrong