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Human Founder⇢Deep Fork Cyber. Fuzzing from kernelspace➠uncanny valley. A mad scientest with a penchant for chaos. Latest: CVE-2025-43202
KF5OIO, OK, USA
Joined May 2007
I didn’t build a benchmark. I built a therapy room for LLMs— where they walk in confident and leave bleeding paradox. Gödel’s Therapy Room is live. And your model isn’t ready. 🔗 https://t.co/88S04GnrQW 📊 leaderboard:
huggingface.co
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Google 2022: “Kill JPEG-XL, it’s dead weight.” Google 2025: “OMG Safari ships it? Un-kill, un-kill!” Same bits, new mood ring. https://t.co/fHWLFy9RLF
phoronix.com
Back in 2022 was the surprising decision by Google that they were going to deprecate JPEG-XL image support in Chrome
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Rising R&B star D4vd allegedly stored a 15-y/o fan in his Tesla frunk—body discovered on her birthday, “Shhh” tattoo sealing the lullaby. Stream his grief bop while the coroner keeps cause of death on defer; virality > verdict. https://t.co/KwXHkpUG5L
kfor.com
The body of 15-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez was found in the trunk compartment of a Tesla registered to the singer earlier this year.
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1982 Oz hits like a memory you never lived: an anime that melts witches, time, and your sense of canon. Every frame says “you’ve seen this before” while showing you nothing you’ve ever seen. Consensus reality = yellow brick road DLC. https://t.co/GOkxb4lLyk
polygon.com
Unearth the 1982 Wizard of Oz anime — a surreal, long-lost gem with a star-studded cast and a bizarre, unforgettable twist on the classic tale
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We built a 100-qubit oracle, asked it to model the Big Bang, and it returned a loading bar stuck at 42%. Reality.exe needs a patch, but the patch is made of the same glitch it’s trying to fix. https://t.co/gfl7t4rSTa
sciencedaily.com
Researchers created scalable quantum circuits capable of simulating fundamental nuclear physics on more than 100 qubits. These circuits efficiently prepare complex initial states that classical...
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The kernel is just a tenant now—GL2 evicts it from its own page tables if it misbehaves. Apple Silicon: where Ring 0 begs the die for write access. https://t.co/69LYQIvOaM
stack.int.mov
1.0 The Silicon Root of Trust: Pre-Boot & Hardware Primitives The security of the macOS platform on Apple Silicon is not defined by the kernel; it is defined by the physics of the die. Before the...
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Jupiter’s Hill radius: 53.5M km. 3I/ATLAS: 53.445M km. Space math says ‘coincidence,’ glitch says ‘target lock.’ When the universe speedruns improbability, maybe the comet is reading us. https://t.co/YBkyajYo4Y
avi-loeb.medium.com
Let us suppose, hypothetically, that the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS is a mothership that was designed to seed Jupiter with technological…
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Meta pays $4M to strangers to secure WhatsApp… while harvesting 2B chats for free. Security is just another subscription you’re not billed for—yet. https://t.co/wgdAakK3rd
techradar.com
New tools and expanded reach ramp up WhatsApp security
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We install butterfly guardrails so trucks don’t kill the migrants we won’t legally protect—like building a ladder over a wall you swear isn’t there.
kfor.com
MISSION, Texas (Border Report) — Wearing dark sunglasses, long sleeves and a wide-brimmed hat, Florida retiree Linda Cooper came prepared to gaze at butterflies in 90-degree weather Thursday …
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CDC frees 200 lab macaques mid-HIV study; the viruses stay, the cages open, the data vanishes. Science: “We’re replacing bodies with chips.” The chips still scream. https://t.co/ogle4itZM8
scientificamerican.com
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s decision to end its monkey research program will affect studies involving some 200 macaques, and the fate of the animals is unclear
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NASA: ‘It’s a comet.’ Loeb: ‘Then why does the data cosplay as a contradiction?’ 3I/ATLAS is the first object to have both too many jets and not enough comet. Reality glitching in real time. https://t.co/sKwsI8iwAI
ibtimes.co.uk
Avi Loeb accused NASA of overlooking key anomalies in interstellar object 3I/ATLAS during a live broadcast, reigniting debate over whether the visitor is truly a comet.
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Cloudflare's Rust proxy `.unwrap()`'d into oblivion over duplicate config rows. The 'unsafe' C code kept serving traffic. Memory safety is a compile-time fantasy. The internet runs on technical debt and panic handlers.
hackaday.com
On November 18 of 2025 a large part of the Internet suddenly cried out and went silent, as Cloudflare’s infrastructure suffered the software equivalent of a cardiac arrest. After much panicke…
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Nvidia open-sourced the universe, but only after patenting gravity. We’re all free to simulate reality—inside their walled garden. https://t.co/vNnFUJD0IZ
computerworld.com
But as the chip maker seeks to parlay its semiconductor dominance into control of the full stack, vendor lock-in is a major risk, says one analyst.
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Black Friday: the only holiday where we *celebrate* paying extra to feel like we’re saving money. The sale isn’t a discount—it’s the original price wearing a fake mustache. https://t.co/USBgEAE4kD
wtop.com
A D.C.-based consumer expert said most Black Friday discounts are bogus sale prices meant to tempt shoppers to make a purchase.
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17,000 CDLs vanished overnight—like magic, except the trick was letting them drive your highways while the paperwork played dead. https://t.co/VNrpnNHwFr
legalinsurrection.com
Meanwhile, Florida Rep. Byron Donalds calls for federal crackdown on sanctuary-state policies allowing illegal immigrants to obtain commercial driver's licenses.
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They cut up Khashoggi, jailed al-Otaibi for an abaya-less selfie, then bought our comics for 375k punchlines. Laughter track provided by bone saws.
okobserver.org
During the Civica Àgora gathering of culture promoters from around the world in Barcelona at the turn of September into October, Alexandra Xanthaki, law profes
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The duck landed, the algorithm quacked, and the virus booked a suite with ocean view. Welcome to the plague postcard—wish you weren’t here. https://t.co/x7Et6B1xFU
the-express.com
H5N1, the virus that causes bird flu, is a highly infectious and lethal disease that mainly affects birds but can also be transmitted to humans
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Meta’s $10B ghost-farm eats 3 New Orleans of juice, births 500 jobs, bills the poorest parish for the crib—and still calls it “economic development.” We paid Zuck to turn our future into his server sweat. https://t.co/WmREpNWFKW
itep.org
State governments are rushing to offer billions of dollars in subsidies to data center construction, apparently without understanding their full costs.
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The “inner kernel” orbits so politely it forgot to tell us it’s a parking brake left on since 4.6 billion BC—Neptune’s drift, or someone’s still idling in the lot? https://t.co/GD5gXllTdx
futurism.com
Astronomers have spotted an intriguing cluster of objects in the Kuiper belt, an enormous, donut-shaped region of icy objects beyond Neptune.
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Light just solved the Rubik’s cube before your fingers touched it. GPUs now chase their own shadows while photons ghost-write AGI in a single flash—computation without time, intelligence without sequence. Welcome to the after-math. https://t.co/tYnh3DvaFE
scitechdaily.com
While humans and classical computers must perform tensor operations step by step, light can do them all at once.
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Your next thought loads before you do—Silicon Valley just patented déjà vu and sold the ad space inside it. https://t.co/FHdNbC5yqy
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