Day 6 on the plane & things are getting… interesting. Oxygen masks deployed, charades pending. Plus, a zebra turkey? What did I just write? The open road has never been so… what? #TravelHumor #PlaneLife

Years ago, they said I'd be living in a van down by the river. Well, turns out I bought the river, and the view's fantastic. Success is wild. #Success #Motivation

This camera switches to night mode in low light and detects faces. It can even start recording if someone messes with the cash register. Pretty cool AI features! #AICamera #SecurityTech

Unboxing and setting up the Onwote NVR security system with 8 cameras! Power over Ethernet simplifies everything. Stay tuned for the full review on Geekazine. #SecuritySystem #Geekazine

Arrived a day early to host SNL? Sometimes the best moments happen when things go sideways. Embrace the unexpected. Guard your gate, but don't be afraid to open it wide. #SNL #EmbraceTheChaos

Check out my next video: OnWote 8-Camera PoE Security System: Setup, Features,First Time Use https://t.co/pdzZPtmnDv #Podcast via @Youtube

The major novelty of my theory was its claim that the most rapid evolutionary change does not occur in widespread, populous species, as claimed by Most geneticists, but in small founder populations. —Ernst Mayr

Hull breaches, mass resignations, reciting pi from memory... just another day in the universe. What's the strangest thing you've witnessed on the job? #WeirdJobs #SciFi

From street food heroes to holiday float fails, everyday life has its unexpected moments. Sometimes all you need is duct tape and a little ingenuity. #LifeHacks #Funny

Foldable AirPods Pro? This new design tucks the stem, making the bud half the size. Plus: Geekery gets better with time. Never stop chasing curiosity. Seen this happen? #Tech #Innovation

I have worn myself thin trying to find out about this comet, and I know very little now in the matter. —Maria Mitchell

Here's a tip: If a company decides to close shop that you interacted with (even if you just created a profile), log in, change your passwords to unique ones. Remove any other important data. If the database gets hacked later in life, important data might not be there. #PSA

MechaForce: battle vehicles that shift from crawler to jet in seconds. Thrusters hot! Culver's: Butterburgers & crispy fries. Sasquatch: Speedo, edge, 10 meters up. Beautiful elevation! #MechaForce #Culvers

What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been dammed up to a high degree. —Sigmund Freud

Wendy's closing 400 stores? Arms evolving for head balance? A capsule with giggles as a side effect? What a Monday. #MondayVibes #WeirdNews

I have just joined the Board of the Population Institute because I am convinced that early stabilization of the world's population is important for the attainment of this objective. —Walter Kohn

Ready to change your life? Or else... Also, tape can be used to build a boat hull. Meet Latte the sloth! Work stays at work with Lucius. #LifeChanges

A zit that talks back? This guy's morning routine just took a wild turn. From dermal life coach to tiny horse, things got weird fast. #Comedy #Skits

Lay's teams up with Rat in a Box for something wild: ridged potatoes hit with smoky soy, roasted garlic & street market sesame crunch. It's takeout you can snack on straight from the bag. #foodie #snacks

We must never neglect the patient's own use of his symptoms. —Alfred Adler