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you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in.
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phillie phanatic really is just a guy watching baseball sometimes
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imagine not having the power of friendship and vibes on your team
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google trends show me "knee surgery recovery time"
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the real reason alec bohm is an everyday player is because he's annoying as fuck in the dugout and they want him out of there as much as possible.
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btw of the past two complete game shutouts by phillies pitchers garrett stubbs was behind the plate for both of them.
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like this tweet if ur a queer hockey fan im trynna see smth.
@SanJoseSharks There’s nothing further from a hockey fan than the LGBTQ community. Stop shoving it down our throats.
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nick castellanos could be the cuntiest guy in philadelphia this year but instead he's swinging at pitches in the dirt
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don't forget who was behind the plate for that complete shutout
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OFFICIAL: The Flyers have relieved John Tortorella of his duties as head coach. Philadelphia Flyers Associate Coach, Brad Shaw, has been named interim head coach and will assume duties immediately.
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babe wake up it's opening day and tmac and kruk are already being overtly homosexual on the broadcast.
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tyler phillips if you see this philly loves you.
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for everyone wondering why tmac keeps calling brandon 'brother marsh'
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yall will complain about how you don't like them on-field interviews until it's bryson stott calling alec bohm a giraffe.
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couldn't have pulled out that win without him
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not letting grandma out until brandon marsh is an everyday player
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the amount of children on the field rn phils are never beating the most fertile team allegations.
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TRADE ALERT🚨. philadelphia flyers receive: peace of mind . literally any other team in the league receives: marc staal.
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starting a thread of every crowd chant at the flyers vs ducks game: . "fuck you cutter"
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he looks like a kid on a leash being corralled away from his latest mischief
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babe wake up tmac and kruk are being homosexual on the broadcast again.
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phillies with RISP son or flyers in the second period daughter.
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dads after they give their screaming kid an ipad to distract them
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tired: the phillies dropped a series to the rockies. wired: jake cave went 0-5 in a series against the phillies.
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there is no better feeling than watching the flyers lineup hug sam ersson
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john middleton saying fuck on the broadcast we have literally never been more back.
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what the fuck am i supposed to do with this now
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someone buy him brown contacts pls i'm literally shaking
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btw this is currently outbidding the next highest item by a margin of over $800
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BREAKING: the philadelphia eagles have fired head coach nick sirianni and are replacing him with the savannah bananas mascot
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actually this pmo. implying that philly is full of people that can't afford to eat out is not only classist as fuck but also just dumb as shit. congrats on being able to afford tourist trap food lmfao idk.
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flyers pride night was the same night as jamie drysdale flyers debut. really makes you think.
In celebration of Pride Month, take a look back at our annual Pride Game, where @Laughts21 was mic’d up in a shootout victory over the Habs.
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the stubble the backwards hat jamie drysdale it seems i have grown quite fond of you
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absolute tomfoolery after the drysdale goal, as expected
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cutter touches the puck (crowd erupts into boos) ➡️ cutter gets bodied by risto (crowd erupts into cheers)
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have you been personally victimized by the philadelphia flyers?? morgan & morgan will fight for you! dial #law to see what you may be entitled to as a fan of the 2023-24 flyers
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a lot of phillies fans seem to think all 26 men on the roster need to be mvp candidates and idk how to tell you that there will never be a point when our whole roster is batting over .250.
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carlos estevez certified yapper we got another one🙂↕️.
Last year, people all over the internet asked men how often they thought about the Roman Empire. No one ever asked the Phillies. We couldn’t let that slide. #Phillies @GraceDelPizzo
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Tyler Phillips Postgame: . “Yeah it doesn’t feel good ever. Like I said, this is a team that I want to leave my heart and soul out there for. For the team, for the fanbase, for my family. It’s every single time. To go out there and do that, it feels pretty bad.”
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phillie phanatic in a tiny desk is genuinely the gayest thing they could have done i love pride month
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put him next to travis konecny rq im trynna see smth.
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i like how kruk and tmac have ongoing lore this season.
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WE DID IT MORGAN!!!!.
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saying "i don't care anymore" about having journalistic integrity is an absolutely abhorrent statement from someone trying to be a professional journalist.
@North_Kariya_ @JoyOnBroad I’m not even trying to be first to report here, this was something I was told and have been informed of by close family friends and others. People already consider me an asshole as it is, I don’t care anymore.
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i see alec bohm has been taking classes at the bryce harper school of throwing things in rage after outs.
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mlb admin when the dodgers aren't undefeated anymore
Jesús Luzardo tosses seven scoreless as the @Phillies defend their home turf with a statement victory.
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rough day for a very specific type of pasta
OFFICIAL: The Flyers have relieved John Tortorella of his duties as head coach. Philadelphia Flyers Associate Coach, Brad Shaw, has been named interim head coach and will assume duties immediately.
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the flyers are a cinderella story bc when the clock strikes midnight they lose the ability to get a win in regulation.
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phils haven't been the same since london so i think it's time to resort to the old standby of blaming everything on england.
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if you followed me over the waddle waddle tweet be aware all i do on here is spread philadelphia propaganda like a town crier.
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i don't think taijuan walker is a terrible pitcher i just think he's stuffed in the middle of a rotation with a bunch of cy young candidates who make him look bad by comparison
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SAM ERSSON NO LONGER BEING RUN INTO THE GROUND💯💯💯💯💯💯.
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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