Gary Owen
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Ok now I get it.
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My wife hasn't said a word since
@iJesseWilliams
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That sucked. Joe Burrow not going no where anytime soon. Bengals gonna be around for awhile get used to us playing in February.
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Bengals O line better play better or return those diamond watches Joey B. bought them.
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Where my
@bengals
fans at? Don't be jumping ship 2 weeks into the season. We a long snapper & a non scoreboard hitting punt from being 2-0
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I watched the Katt interview on
@ShannonSharpe
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When I met my wife she made more money then me. I just knew how to eat pussy really well.
@garyowencomedy
u are the cornyest comedian shout out to ur wife she saw a straight come up and she hit a lick spend that whitboys bread
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Crazy thing is I've been invited to go to a few Super Bowls. I've always passed because I only wanted to go if the
@bengals
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IG & Facebook are down. Twitter about to be poppin again like it’s 2008.
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He was giving me props not sure what you heard. Oh yeah it's Owen no S lol
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I talked to Jadeveon Clowney he would love to play for Cincinnati. So if it happens you know where you heard it first.
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Touchdown!!!! Joe Burrow doing what Tom Brady did in NE. Making unknown white WR’s look amazing.
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Oh snap it’s almost football season!!! Bengals fans where you at???
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If the
@bengals
beat the Ravens we going to playoffs this year for sure. Yes I said WE I'm apart of this team.
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If Lebron leaves Cleveland those courtside seats will be buy 1 get 1 free.
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Adele is officially invited to every black families BBQ.
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Im sleeping in Bengals gear tonight
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I can't listen to Kanye West music, go to Starbucks, or feel safe at the Waffle House. This is not making America great again.
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Hope the Bengals watching this Dophins/Bills game. Don't take the Ravens for granted. This is the playoffs. Crazy things are happening.
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This National Title game is boring. Joe Burrow would never let that happen.
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I thought the game was boring. But this halftime show might be worse.
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I’m convinced some ppl just need drama to function. They just can’t be happy.
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If she brings you home then I know I have failed as a father.
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Being a racist in 2017 is like still carrying a beeper. Shouldn't even exist anymore.
#CommonSense
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Good time to be a Bengals fan!!!
I'm just saying, an NFL coach sent me this TikTok 🤣
@garyowencomedy
's new stand-up is now at the top of my queue. This is funny af 🤣
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The more I read about Nipsey Hussle the more I am inspired. The fact the I didn’t know all the things he was doing is a testament to him. He didn’t do it for the press or the fame. He did it cause it was in his heart to make his community a better place.
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Ok it’s official my daughter has been accepted to go to NC A&T next year. She told me her freshman year of high school she wanted to attend an HBCU. A&T was her first choice. So get ready
@terrencej
@FredWhit
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I swear Bengals get so little coverage on sports channels. But I like how the squad just lays low but wait until week 1. OHHHHHHWEEEEEE
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What a night hosting the
@bengals
super bowl pep rally. Over 30,000 ppl came out to send our hometown off to LA. Dream come true. Thank you to everyone that came out!!!
@bengaljims_btr
we did it bro!!!
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As a Bengals fan I've dreamed about a game like this against the Steelers.
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I haven't heard one Bengals fan or analyst say we shoulda taken Penei over Chase since the season started.
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I just spent an hour watching Justin Bieber videos on YouTube. Just wanted to share.
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I dont give a FUCK what our record is if we beat the Steelers this season is a success.
#WhoDey
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My mouth and bootyhole have never been violated so there's that part.
@garyowencomedy
He’s saying you haven’t gotten what you’ve earned because you won’t sell your soul
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Nick Wright doesn't give the Bengals any love. He always picks against them & cant admit they were better then his Chiefs.
@FS1
please invite me on to debate him.
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I’m sick. 0-2. Another week where i can’t watch ESPN or NFL network. To depressing to watch.
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Fox News not bringing up Trump & white supremacy, instead they talking about Joe Biden not answering questions. You can't make this shit up.
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No Fluke still surreal that the Bengals have becoming a stable franchise.
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Man
@iJesseWilliams
got me looking at my mixed kids like that's guy who should be on a poster in your room.
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And just like that the Bengals are tied for first place.
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Arrest made in xxxtentacion murder. That was fast. Needed these cops 20 years ago when Tupac & Biggie died.
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Trump takes credit for everything. "Jesus is gonna come back soon very very soon, I spoke to him myself"
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ok logging off twitter until tonight. I gotta get ready for this playoff game. Where my
@bengals
fans at????
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Watching this game has me thinking how clutch Joe Burrow is in the playoffs & big games.
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If Portland’s coach could say the N word that was the perfect time. This N word just hit that shit. WOW
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Joe Burrow tears his ACL I had to tear mine. That's what you call a diehard fan.
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Sorry everyone I thought I could invite Adele to the BBQs. Turns out I'm a guest also. I got excited.
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I’m coming this Thursday to the
@bengals
game!!! Where should I tailgate? I want food not store bought like real BBQ in a parking lot lol.
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Disappointed in Kanye's comments. Having slaves was a choice. Being a slave was not.
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Joe Burrow doesn't need prayers. I prayed for him to not get hurt this year. He need's a better OL & A good ass surgeon & rehab facility.
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Derek Fisher got in a car wreck. Golden St. wins the title. Matt Barnes is having the best week ever.
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Hard not to root for the lions. They are the NFC version of the Bengals. Loyal fan base beat down over the years. Now they ballin.
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I can’t wait for Thursday!!! Cincinnati gonna be on 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Man they were trying to get my attention I couldn’t see it was Slim on the blanket. I miss my dude.
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I dont care what anyone says. Tristan Thompson has played way better since he got caught.
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Every white guy at the YMCA tomorrow will be called DiVincenzo.
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Never seen anything like what just happened. To be in stadium and everything got silent. Hope
#3
is ok.
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So R Kelly’s brother said it’s no big deal it’s just a preference liking teenage girls. WTF?
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Asking Trump to condemn White supremacy is like asking a Lakers fan to say Bird was better then Magic.
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Dang NFL why you gotta keep having the Bengals play on Saturday. Killing me I’m off every Sunday.
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After hearing Amanda Gorman speak I'm calling my kids to tell them to get their shit together.
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Ok
@70laelcollins
right tackle left tackle guard just come to Cincinnati. As long as you on the field I know Joe Burrow is safe.
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All The Stars by Kendrick Lamar & SZA puts me in a better mood every time I listen to it.
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The
@bengals
got me on vacation not enjoying myself. What is this big move they are teasing us with? Then Jamar teasing us!!! What is going on!!!!!
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I'm the only white person in my house. So my community is black.
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Every time they say the Rams Head Coach is 31yrs old i feel like i gotta get my life together.
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RIP Ralphie May. Another comedian gone. Lost a lot of great comics this year.
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My face when I saw what Joe Burrow signed for. Highest paid player in NFL history. He deserves every penny of that deal. YES!!!!
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