garvy
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music math tetris pun church jess’s girl
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Joined March 2013
You’re telling me this title and thumbnail didn’t resonate with audiences???
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kids these days are WAY too sheltered to learn anything. my students legit refuse to count to 20 because they heard that 17 ate teen.
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Pilot who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I just had a 6 hour layover Pilot who does: omg rlly 👀? Over
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where is cuban
Top 5 American Sandwiches (not in order): 1. NY slice (you fold it, it’s a sandwich) 2. California burrito (from San Diego, iykyk) 3. Philly cheesesteak 4. Pastrami on rye 5. In and out, double, animal style
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M E R R Y C LI N T M A S
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wtf yeah today is 25/25/25
wtf yeah this christmas is gonna be 25/25/25
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this unironically
My top 10 songs ever -Take me Out, Franz Ferdinand -White Room, Cream -Eleanor Rigby -The Logical Song -She’s Not There, The Zombies -All Day and All of the Night, The Kinks -Fire, Arthur Brown -When Memories Snow, Mitski -2econd 2ight 2eer, Will Wood -Asamade Matenai, The Mops
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i’m staying with my dad for the holidays because it’s going to be his first winter without mom and my first time getting a new year’s kiss
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i’m at the STEMmies and they threw all the black engineers into the “best urban planner” category 😭
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kendrake lamar: you used to call me on A minor
amish drake:
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i think smut is giving me unrealistic expectations for men. like right now i sincerely believe in the possibility that i will run into shohei ohtani and he will try to have sex with me
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Weak parent: can I help you Strong parent: here's how you help yourself DL Mario: Ayo you gotta go before Peach gets back
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(Me): looks like another recession indicator (Balding guy): get your hand off my head
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people who look at their poop before flushing be like "im on an eatfood diet"
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how come people only try to imitate aave. why don’t i hear white boys talking in a chaccent
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this but it’s me. like i’m gonna be in nyc. like garvy. reread the tweet but also think G A R V Y while reading it.
i'm gonna be in new york dec 29 to jan 5 btw. if i have any oomfs who'd be down to hang out please dm me!!
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good morning <3 i wrote a short story this fall about colonization, ecology, and God. i am immensely proud of this work and your readership would be greatly appreciated, thank u all and thank you especially to my friends who helped me edit 🧡 https://t.co/JuEDeb8DM0
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