missing school for the rest of the week, but I still had to get through monday :( #brutal

friend: can i use ur phone to call my mom...other friend: ya sure just press redial

when one kid contridicts EVERYTHING the teacher says cuz they think they're so fucking wise...#kbsproblems -_-

Im in space! #pascalquotes

Box of condoms : $4.99 Cashiers face when you ask where's the fitting room: Priceless

I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis

Went to see premium rush, got canceled after in broke down in the first two minutes

Pee splits into two streams, both miss toilet #badluckbrian

13.75billion years ago, the big bang occured, august 2012 canada wins a gold medal #YAAAAAAAAAY