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@garfpooop
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Joined May 2020
my earbuds stopped working. time to verbally berate my roomates for minor inconveniences
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making the continuity report for an organization i've put the last four years of my life into... crazy to completely hand over the reigns of something I have worked so hard on
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I'm always so normal... sure I've seen your boobs but let me give you a quick fist bump to say goodye
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I have to be totally honest, the infiltration of Hitler Particles into nearly every facet of our world is fucking with my swag heavy!!
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Nobody is eating anybodies salmonnussy, gabagussy, proletussy, or any other ussy that you sick freaks come up with
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todays my undergraduate thesis presentation — sun is shining and I feel like I could bat .330 in the postseason… nothing can stop me
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if you wear cologne to the gym I’m gonna steal some shit out of your locker
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sometimes it means saying yes to the Karl Marx santa stickers your staff asks for
sometimes being a team leader means asking your team members to put away the working vibrator earrings for the rest of the meeting
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sometimes my life pisses me off so much i have to sit in my room in the dark listening to Hildegard von Bingen's Ordo Virtutum until i fall asleep
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never realized how ugly everyone’s boyfriends are until being single on Valentine’s Day
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Sure, they didn’t accept me for the unpaid internship but maybe they’ll give me the six figure position
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thanking about how i let her keep those Hozier tickets without making her pay me back
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LinkedIn premium hasn’t helped me get any jobs but it did let me know how often my ex looks at my profile
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taking someone to an art museum 2 weeks before Valentine’s Day is what I call “the most dangerous game”
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