Joseph P Gardling
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Anyone remember when Craig Wright posted "signatures" from block 9 on the @satoshi account (via @andyrowe)? . People noted that these forgeries could be made by anyone. But did you know that these particular signatures are *provably fake*? #FaketoshiFail . I'll explain. 1/6
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Craig is now hallucinating Satoshi quotes from “BitcoinTalk” in 2008.
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Owning a handgun is generally illegal in the UK. Anyway, here's Craig showing off his "9mm Rutger[sic] P85" at his home near London.
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RT @Tak_Horigoshi: @Zectro1 The sun: *rises*. Random BSVer: Incredible. Craig truly is Satoshi. Random BSVer, weeping: BSV is Bitcoin.
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Even when Craig Wright LARPs about being a coder, he proves he's not Satoshi.
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Craig also used PGP desktop in early 2008, so any BSVer thinking that he may have recently switched is out of luck!
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Craig's not Satoshi. Craig in 2009: "I use PGP desktop these days for PGP.". Satoshi used GnuPG v1.4.7 (MingW32)
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Links:. Part I: Part II: . Craig's blog entry: . The stolen source:.
As promised, the next edition of "Faketoshi Craig Wright can't code C/C++". We'll examine this chunk of code. It's his second attempt at trying to validate user input. See the end of this thread for his (even funnier) first attempt.
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Here's the diff (adjusting for newlines):. We can see that Craig merely modified a few existing comments and added a comment starting with three backslashes (LOL). He "forgot" to fix the unmatched parenthesis in the return, the nonsense loop condition, etc.
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Did he write any of this? Let's check by consulting with this post from 2003 by someone named "scorpatron":
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Craig can't code, part III. (Links below). Back in 2009, he kept a blog about an IT course he was taking, and one of the entries had the following PHP code, ostensibly written by Craig:
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Craig Wright in 2022: the Bitcoin whitepaper isn't MIT licensed. Craig Wright in 2018: the Bitcoin whitepaper is MIT licensed.
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It's really getting to Craig. It'd be a shame if more people did it!
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Craig is hiding posts about the bird-graph plagiarism in "his" PhD dissertation. Hilarious.
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@WilliamShortss @DBillionaer @eightyATE @sawce_eth @_BitcoinSV Here are the facts: the original 32 MiB limit was there before Satoshi even talked to Hal or Bear. Hal’s emails with Satoshi have been made public. No discussion of the block size limit. The 1 MB limit was added in mid 2010 (!) and wasn’t there in the first release.
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