Mary Throbbins
@gapingbum
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I've been body shamed by a handful of large accounts so you know what my retaliation is?
You're about to see more of my body on the timeline 😜
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Men that hate curvy women only do so because their dick doesn't pass the ass cheeks.
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I sucked my thumb till I was 5yo. Giving blow jobs is soothing to me.
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If your drunk friend wants to flash her tits in public, you cheer that whore on.
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If her nipples are pierced she 100% fucks on the first date.
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Sorry I didn't answer your DM. I actually have sex with a real life person.
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My booty jiggles so much when I walk fast in a sundress that it looks like jello.
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I've been sending unsolicited titty DM's today to mess with people.
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Amazing how flexible I get for sex but picking up a coin off the ground be like fuck it too much effort.
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Do naked squats on their face. It won't feel like exercise at all.
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If you followed me to see boobs you've cum to the right place.
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If he can take your bra off with one hand he knows where the clit is.
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A hug from a big boobed woman can fix a lot of things.
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Cute dates where you hold hands, watch the sun set and get bent over the hood of the car.
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"Did you cum?" Is not something you should ever have to ask.
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I've noticed that guys don't really care about your grammar when their dick is in your mouth.
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I'm jealous prostitutes get paid to suck dick. I just got a wedding ring for my efforts.
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If he cums before you, ride that gummy till it looks sad for letting you down.
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Unfollow now. I'm sharing a picture of my asshole on Monday.
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One minute you've got him laughing. Next minute you're gargling his cum.
Funny girls for the win.
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Never go shopping while hungry. I came back with 2 dildos I really didn't need.
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I'm eating pineapple. My cunt should taste delicious in the morning.
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It's not an addiction, I just don't like saying no to alcohol and sex.
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You ever laugh at terrible shit and think wtf is wrong with me?
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Men look the most confident right after they've made you cum.
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I only retweet people who look like they fuck on first dates.
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My breasts can hold a bottle of bourbon and that's all that really matters.
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I wore a dress without panties today and ended up cream pied by midday.
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I've already had 4 shots of vodka and sucked a dick. It's not even dinner time.
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Talking about sex is way more fun than talking about politics and less chance of an argument.
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Some of you would look hot in porn.
The rest of you would be good camera operators.
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This place is so much more fun when you're surrounded by booty, boobs and memes.
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Random guy in my DM's: You are fucking awesome.
Me: Wanna see my tits?
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We need more tits n ass on the timeline and less haters 😂
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Fucking and not cumming is like going to a bar and not getting drunk.
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Tasting my own pussy juice on his cock doesn't make me a leabian alright!
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You're not really that pretty.
These guys are just horny.
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Every street has a horny housewife living nearby. If yours doesn't, you are the horny housewife. I know this now.
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The best place for cold hands is in between warm thighs.
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I have nothing in common with people that don't have a sense of humour and a dirty mind.
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Put your ear to her vagina.
If you can hear the ocean, she's a squirter.
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Wearing a t-shirt that says, "I fuck on first dates" is the best way to find your soul mate.
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I'd rather follow back a porn account than a political account.
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The people who take joke tweets seriously are the same people who think they made you cum.
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You can't slap the clit in doggy with baby balls.
You need those old man longs.
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Facebook smells like lavender.
Instagram smells like bubblegum.
Twitter smells like ass & ashtrays.
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These panties are flossing my anus into a glimmering shine.
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I like to imagine my sex toys talk like on Toy Story and that one butt plug trembles in fear.
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If I hit 20k before midnight you all have to see my vag. Unfollow now.
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Dropping a dick pick on a tweet isn't going to get you laid buddy.
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If you zoomed in on my ass, you're a dirty perv and did exactly what I would do 😂
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Sex on the beach but on my bed instead because I don't like sand in my vajayjay.
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I don't get my panties in a bunch very often because I avoid wearing them as often as possible.
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He's not a candle on a birthday cake. You need to blow him more than once a year.
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Posted a picture of my Christmas tree on Insta for family to see only to notice my nude reflection later on one of the baubles.
They'll just have to deal with dirty baubles when they see it.
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I'm only posting my boobs tomorrow if you promise to set them as your screensaver.
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My landing strip looks like it was shaved by a drunk pilot.
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I'm like one of the boys but with tits. We can drink, laugh and you get a bonus hole.
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I've had more cum in my mouth this week than you've had hot dinners in a month.
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Making his cock hard is easier than making him wash the dishes.
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How to make an average man look hotter?
Sit on his face.
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