⠀ WHEN LIFE ITSELF SEEMS LUNATIC, who knows where madness lies? VII ; #limbuscompanyrp #pjmrp ⠀

Hfff. Wherefore must so very many edible creatures possess great adorable eyeballs? Whenever I venture forth to emplace them within mine mouth, our gazes meet, and the guilt, why— it wells up within me like a geyser most vigorous in nature… 😞

‘Tis tapeworm me

‘Tis the tapeworm upon the floor for me

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Ack— n-nay, good Fixer— I meant nary to deceive, truly, truly…! [Squashed.] ‘Tis just— I yearn to know of how the air ye breathe tastes… what it would be like to stand nigh eye to eye with a hero such as thyself… this knight would sooner perish than mock thee! Oooh…💦

(WHOMST EVEN IS THAT 😭)

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oh

bro she WANTS me.

Eeeh? Wherefore, I ask ye? That is mine kindred spirit! Mine brother in beveined arms!

Indeed, mine liege, INDEED. I wished upon a star every eve for mine stature to one day rival that of a noble, admirable, honoured Colour Fixer’s… and now, why— it seems that wish hast come true…! 🥹 Say— however might the weather feel down thither?

😮❓

‘Tis a form of communication, o’ liegelord most revered… ☺️

[Alarmingly Rodya-height tall]

Valorous morrow! Prayeth tell, prayeth tell… hast thou taken note of aught differing about mine personage? Heh heh. ✨

"Hello. Loved the Outis in the hydro-press. Think you could put Don in the medieval stretcher rack and maker her lanky?" -> i apologise since i do not want to draw a whole medieval rack but this is how i imagine the result would be https://t.co/gonedEkUuv

@galloponwards Then I shall train with Sueño Imposible... and perhaps it will help me remember what I once was capable of. Thank you. [with grace and gratitude he chooses to borrow the weapon.] [Astolfo when he GETS you. he's out there with Argalia's old, *heavily* modified lance, no doubt!]

[SCUTTLE]

Picture this knight without a head balanced atop her neck!