Gawker was a good website

Everyone at Phish looks alike. I thought I saw my friend Mitch at least 400 times last night and I’m still not sure one of them wasn’t him

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

Seeing Mark Epstein back in the news also reminds me to be clear our call was not disconnected

A few years ago, I spoke to residents of a rental building owned by Jeffrey Epstein’s brother. Many of them remembered seeing former Israeli prime minister Ehud Barak visiting the building. https://t.co/cdKYEjmiCV

We talked about nutritional yeast

I’ve been in LA for two hours and I already met Jacob Elordi on the popcorn line for Bugonia at the Grove

You guys see it right

L’enfer c’est les authors

Nathan Fielder become a thoracic surgeon challenge

Sitting in the rental car garage until the Squirming Coil ends

The bros had to pay full price :( Sad I guess Raytheon doesn’t mean what it used to

These bros just want to go golfing and they need to get a letter on Raytheon letterhead printed out first

At the Avis where the brother of a Raytheon employee is having an incredibly hard time getting his friends and family rate honored

Exhibit E

If there’s one thing Elizabeth Hurley is gonna do it’s announce something truly insane on Easter

One day someone else will want to know why Google Maps blurred out the Washington Square Park arch and I hope they find this tweet and send me the answer

Exhibit D

Exhibit C

i would like to understand the phenomenon of the Bad Dr Peppers. i drink a lot of Dr Pepper, and once every couple months i get a can that is bad. wrong somehow. but wrong in the exact same way as all the wrong ones before it. who is doing this to them.