What could go wrong ? ... using escalator as a conveyor belt? This is like in Mario Kart when the blue shell hits you. 🔊

Get rid of plastic straws and replace them with plastic cups! Smart move @KFC_UKI

When your kinder egg falls out at parklife

This is gonna happen 100%

https://t.co/aDpwEVOtEC

Go on lad, don’t need none of that negativity round here

Bored of this question

I can feel me smackin this music gear out again very soon

My life will never be the same again. I love you and will forever miss you. I cant believe it. I am heartbroken. Rest in peace cuz. You finally started getting the recognition you deserved. Im so proud of you. My left lung. Im devestated and broken right now 😪💔

#BestOfTwitter2017UK 61. Parklife 2017

Oii

Everyone keeps saying “Jamie recorder new tune” so here ya go.

In 2017 you guys thought you would have flying cars right? Instead you guys got ME. 😉 💕💚💙❤️🖤🌈🌈 #fuckclout #likeforlike #awsome

I’ve just seen this dog getting kicked up and down the street by its owner. The owner got to feel what it’s like to be kicked up an down the street. Then he signed the dog over to me when he realised he shouldn’t be keeping dogs. If anyone can give this dog a good home then inbox

Can’t remember fuck all from my birthday me 😯