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Sometimes I sleep in shitcoins. Built @RatioWeb3. Seed Investor @magiceden. @TheLifeOfToshi is my dog. Streaming Golf Live on @pumpdotfun👇
Joined July 2021
$BIRDIE is evolving from just a golf stream to the highest quality interview series on @pumpdotfun. Think ‘Hot Ones’ meets golf. Last interview, I had the co-founder of Happy Madison Productions on the show. He produced Adam Sandler’s hit classic, include Happy Gilmore 1&2.
Adam Sandler’s movies shaped my childhood. So my favorite part of the last $BIRDIE interview was hearing the origin stories of Happy Madison Productions and Adam Sandler, straight from the producer’s mouth. As a golfer, Happy Gilmore was my favorite movie as a kid, so this was
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I honestly think “flywheel” is just the new way to say “ponzi” this cycle 😂😆
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Not all hero’s wear clothes
Sophie Rain reveals she used OF to donate over $120,000 to feed the homeless within America 🤯
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Here’s my twitter growth strategy:
Twitter Growth Strategy 0-500 Followers: Reply Guy 501-2K: Niche Bangers 2-5K: Thirst Traps 5-10K: Parody News 10-25K: Cringe Threads 25-50K: Shitposts 50-75K: Fortune Cookies 75-100K: Cringe Bangers >100K: Get Cancelled
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First @pumpdotfun stream field trip - only on $BIRDIE. Where else can you learn about dinosaurs, get alpha, watch us scramble for par after driving the green?
Little $BIRDIE stream field trip to see some Dinosaur fossils on the course ⛳️
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Need this for the $BIRDIE stream during winter 😂
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Little $BIRDIE stream field trip to see some Dinosaur fossils on the course ⛳️
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Great week on the @MysticDaoSol leaderboard. Shoutout to @WhenBag for getting me competitive at the beginning of the week. Let's see what next week holds. $mystic
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If you decide to play in crypto, especially in memecoins or more volatile assets, you're going to HAVE to take losses before you win. There's no way to avoid it.
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When everyone says, “the trenches are boring,” is usually when we have a 8 figure runner.
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A lotta AI shit been popping up in the trenches recently. Are we back?
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There is no $PUMP airdrop. It's like the Mandala Effect: We all remember that it existed, but it really never did.
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I'm cooking this week w/ @MysticDaoSol !! Completely forgot about the weekly prizes...LFG $mystic Start here:
🔮Here are the winners for 10/26/25🔮 Please dm @mysticdaosol to claim your prize. We will reply within 24 hours. 1) 2 SOL + 88 Mystic + 1 Pack (@fxnction) 2) 1 SOL + 2x 88 Mystic + 1 Pack (@RAD1BAD1) 3) 1 SOL + 88 Mystic + 1 Pack (@WhenBag) 4) 1 SOL + 1 Pack (@doctorBigR) 5)
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Use my @GolfNApp ref to get a free month of Silver Membership in the app. This will get you more points every time you play golf. And you can entry for kickass prizes, like this golf cart. Join here: https://t.co/U2W8m2x0F0
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Join @MysticDaoSol. Swap on @MagicSwapPro. Collect MANA. Farm $mystic. Become a wizard.
This is how I see @MysticDaoSol, like a phoenix reviving the trenches, dropping mana from the sky straight down to the streets to feed the plebs. If you are not farming yet, NGMI, only real wizzards will be rewarded. How you want to cast a magic spell on your bags if you are
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