Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌
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Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America! 🇺🇸
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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.” #MarchForLife
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Today marks one year for me at @TwitchyTeam! Huge thanks to @PolitiBunny and the editors @ThePowersThatBe and @TwitchyBrett for giving me the opportunity despite the excessive use of commas, exclamation points, weird side thoughts in parentheses, and occasionally typing in
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I don't know if people like this are so ill-informed that they actually believe Democrats didn't create this shutdown, or they're just dedicated to gaslighting those who will believe it.
BREAKING: In an unbelievable moment, Speaker Johnson again falsely blames Sen. Schumer on the shutdown, saying "Chuck Schumer and the Democrats shut off the funding..." Republicans run the House, Senate, and White House. Stop lying, Speaker. https://t.co/UYeueV73lr
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Removing my pinned tweet because the hostages who weren't murdered have been returned. It took 2 years, during which Hamas was emboldened by left-wing media in the U.S. and large portions of the Democrat Party. They'll continue to enable them when they break this ceasefire, too.
Tearing down hostage posters is one of the more vile reactions to 10/7 I've seen. I'm posting some here, where they can't be torn down. Copy them (no need to RT), share, pin, etc. as you like. Don't let ignorant vandals hide their plight. Source: https://t.co/hyHHP53YhA
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JoJo's boyfriend is getting more unhinged.
On October 18th, millions of brave Americans will stand up and peacefully protest against the authoritarian disease metastasizing under Donald Trump. No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. @gtconway3d
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What's the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent harbor seal?
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He's all over the map with his argument because the pro-abortion position doesn't stand up to debate.
Watch @conservmillen absolutely shred the pro-abortion argument that abortion is non-violent (and stick around to watch her shred the anti-Biblical idea that life begins at first breath)
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Watch @conservmillen absolutely shred the pro-abortion argument that abortion is non-violent (and stick around to watch her shred the anti-Biblical idea that life begins at first breath)
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Being really bad at the war you started doesn't mean you didn't start a war.
I think the biggest indicator of the fact that this wasn't a "conflict" or a "war" or literally anything you can "both sides" is: no part of Israel looks like this
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The other way it’s different is that it clearly wasn’t a genocide.
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True theocracy has never been tried.
The most dangerous form of government is theocracy. Because the only thing worse than a tyrant is a tyrant who thinks they're on a mission from God.
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They really just want to forget that Charlie Kirk was murdered a month ago and continue with their “scary Orange Man” narrative.
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How long until Mehdi and Candace Owens have a joint podcast?
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I could have been getting paid $7000 every time i made fun of Hamas this whole time?
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Sydney Sweeney, 2065. Oh no.
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Hillary Clinton draws Sydney Sweeney comparisons with 50th wedding anniversary throwback post: ‘I see the vision, Bill’ https://t.co/oFkHippDur
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The New York Post called @magills_ one of “the horndogs of the internet”. 😂😂😂
Hillary Clinton draws Sydney Sweeney comparisons with 50th wedding anniversary throwback post: ‘I see the vision, Bill’ https://t.co/oFkHippDur
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Will just keep reupping.
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This is the same Mehdi Hasan who threw an absolute hissy fit over Ryan Girdusky’s pager joke on CNN, accusing him of saying he “should be killed on live TV”. Typical double standard from Mehdi.
Here is the story Mehdi is talking about. https://t.co/IrceugyEXg
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Imagine telling your grandpa that you think the guy who hurts your feelings on Twitter is the same as the people who killed 6 million Jews and a bunch of his friends at Normandy.
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