Touya, a 7 year old, sobbing: natsuuuu my life is nothing but painnnn, dad replaced me and I can’t stop thinking about setting the house on fire and killing everyone in this family
Natsuo, 3 years old: ok
don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits don't stare at his tits
apparently hawks fans are denouncing him now that he canonly killed a guy? EXCUSE ME that just made me 30x hornier for that bird twink, here I’ll take him off your hands puritan thank u
That trope during breeding kink when they push any dribbling cum back in because they don’t wanna “waste it” makes my dick explode every. single. TIME!!!!!!
@_monstresse
discuss it… what is there even to discuss… “wowee how bout dem condoms huh? I hear they are 97% effective against pregnancy. anyway into your butt I go”
Fuyumi makes a group chat for all four of them and it’s like
enji: WHY ARE FHE LETTERS BIG
fuyumi: dad you hit caps lock!!
enji: HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
fuyumi: 🤦♀️ ask shouto to fix it after school I’m busy!
shouto: no
natsuo: can you guys shut the FUCK up ur spamming my notifs
I'm not qualified to give writing advice but can I just say smut writers PLEASE don't feel like you have to use synonyms for cock, seriously it's the hottest word for it, say it 3000 times in a row ok it's better this way 💦💦💦
I love when someone writes “I don’t condone shipping incest” yet writes abuse flashbacks like they have a hand down their pants… I see you… I know your secret… you can’t fool me…… nobody writes butthole stretching like that & doesn’t like it…………
I got the canon BNHA School Briefs book and there’s some good stuff
like, Natsuo reminiscing about Shouto’s abuse while contemplating rubbing his scar while he’s asleep
I’m laughing at the fact that fuyumi had to help enji add shouto’s contact on his phone in the new chapter lmfao enji confirmed for being technologically challenged
"Normalise writing safe sex" look man if you want to write an instruction manual for sex ed purposes go ahead but my characters will be getting fucked raw by random strangers in the middle of a busy bar.
I still find it SO funny that of all the todorokis, Shouto is like the least “at fault” for Touya becoming a little shitlord, yet his family looks at him like “ok we nominate you to go stop him”… they’re lucky he’s so 😐 about everything lol
please don’t ever worry about if what you want to write has been done before, I will read 6947 variations of the same ship + the same kink/trope and never ever ever get tired of it 💦
my absolute FAVORITE kind of shouto, so unhinged... essentially he’s saying “if I dump boiling water on your face right now, will you get the same ‘ugly burns scars’ as me?”... then starts laughing when baby enji smiles... oh crazy shouto ilu
if you would’ve told me a year ago that they’d have a “Endeavor Uke” section of the doujinshi store I would have NEVER. FUCKIN. BELIEVED YOU. and would’ve weeped horny tears at the thought... but the future is now, bitches 😎
canon enji gives off such tired depressed alcoholic vibes, comes home and doesn't even wanna fuck his son he just wants to go to bed... and when he tries fucking him he's terrible at it...
enji's genes are so damn weak, he had 4 kids and only ONE wound up with more than just strands of red hair and it was still only half their head smdh you ain't shit enji
I don't think people realize how much people pour parts of themselves into their writing and art. even if you don't like the content, it's good to always remember that~
“sexual violence and ANY fictional depiction of it is wrong”
this is such a “don’t ask don’t tell” view of sexual violence and it is SO HARMFUL
way to try to silence victims who are now afraid to ask for help bc it’s too “wrong” to even MENTION
YOOOOO THIS MOBILE GAME IS SLAYING ME his classmates are buying good luck charms at the festival but shouto is like “no I’m gonna go get drunk over there instead” ASDFGHHJKLL
sometimes I think about the fact that horikoshi gave us a canon panel of shota shouto sobbing and vomiting while watching his dad beat his mom and suddenly I believe there is a god
I loved this scene bc fuyumi is thanking deku for being a friend to her weirdo brother & you see shouto in the background scratching his face staring off into space to drive home the point that he is, in fact, a weirdo
when my mother finished 50 shades of grey & raved about it to me I said “that book had badly-written smut” & she scoffed and said “psshh what do YOU know about well-written smut?!” and I wanted to d¡e
I wanted to swallow my fist to keep myself silent
bedwetting is amazing bc
-PEE
-helpless & uncontrollable
-humiliation/shame
-ties to trauma
-age regression/infantilizing
-self-loathing
-opens up the possibility for punishment ;)
my dad was exposed to covid (results came back today neg) so my mom said “I put that body pillow between us in bed” (as if that would help lol) & then she said “the one with the guy on it” and I went upstairs and ASDFGHJLLJGFDAAHKL IT’S MY OFFICIAL MOB ONE