So how have I wasted what precious little time I have left on Earth today? Drawing a Fox outsmarting a group of hasty hunt horses, with predictable results....😓
I don't know why, but I get the impression nobody has the same level of problems with their herds as I do with my herd....
Now where's that number for the emergency equine clinic?
Meet the cast!
WARNING: The following cartoon features stunts performed by professional stunt horses under the supervision of an amateur cartoonist. The producer must insist that no one attempt to re-create or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this cartoon. 🤨
"Dear diary: The pinto's eating dis'rd'r hath led to a massive crop failure this year. Yet, all is not without recompense. The pinto is the most comf'rtable and ent'rtaining rideth a h'rseman couldst bid f'r, e'en though a 'ride' consist of but a few wobbles" – B.H. Smith 1682
Everybody at work's like, "You should sit on a balance ball while you're working. Its great for your health and posture!"
Yea, well, the last time I sat on one of those things I didn't find it so healthy. 🤬
HEY! Whoever keeps convincing my young, impressionable villains that attacking the super-heroes in over-inflated, barely mobile rubber suits is a great idea....STOP IT!!! You have no idea the havoc you're wreaking with our group insurance plan! 😠
Full version of my header photo. Never practice your helpless rubber inflation bondage fetish when three villains from the planet Krypton are on the loose......especially if you're 'just a man'. Otherwise you might become roughly handled living sport equipment. 😝
My shark week contribution: Rumor is, that in the planning stages of Live & Let Die, they planned to inflate a shark to demonstrate how the shark gun worked before entering Katanga's hideout. Might have gone something like this....
Was talkin' to B.P. a few days ago. She is upset that someone started the rumor that she can't hold her Blatz™.
Welp....she wants you to know that such rumors are totally unfounded.
Whinny picked a 'great' day to break into the Inventing Room and sample the gum....the day that Popeye-Loompa was working.
Now she's fixin' to get sent to the juicing room the hard way.
When you show up at the Con in your favorite, high-priced horse suit, but your rival has rigged it with a remote control air cylinder, and you suddenly become the official Con exercise ball......
A vampire story in three parts:
There once was a vampire named Pat the Bat......
Who drank so much blood she became grotesquely fat......
Then she fell from the sky with a tremendous splat.
The End.