hey i'm wes, im a voice actor. i like doing it so much, i made a website about it. if you like what i do and are looking to reach out to me directly, you can do it in here. i'll see you in the inbox.....
trans person: im trans
society: okay
popeye, the sailor: dat's pwetty cool!
trans person: thanks popeye
popeye, the sailor: rememba ta eatch your spinnige
trans person: i will popeye
"jackbox is at its funniest when you're making offensive jokes that's the point" jackbox is at its funniest when someone puts their caption in tee-ko as "Penis Henry" and the one talented artist in the friend group makes Penis Henry real
actually really excited for valentine's day this year! i don't talk about my girlfriend often, but i am incredibly lucky to have her. and im sure you're lucky to have her as well, considering she's your mother
hearing people in their 30s/40s talk enthusiastically about just getting started on their careers/personal projects/whatever comforts me to no end. day to day life in my early 20s sucks hard but knowing that there isn't a time limit on just doing what you wanna do feels good....
*at my funeral*
best friend: "i miss you so much man, its not fair"
my wife: "i love you honey, ill never love again"
the winston soundboard set to play a random voice line every 10 minutes at maximum volume over the loudspeaker: "Excuse me for Dropping in!"
kojima productions higher ups: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU *MEAN* NORMAN LEAKED THE GAME? WE JUST STARTED MAKING IT THERE'S NOTHING *TO* LEAK
hideo kojima that very moment on twitter: Just watched "ALF". Good, family fun. I think we could all use a friend like him. Highly recommend.
at a game store today, older gentleman turned to me and said "excuse me, have you played this? im thinking about getting it for christmas" and it was fucking elden ring. it took the force of every neuron in my brain to restrain myself from going "dude it's SO goddamn cool"
raiden, guy that is so strong he threw a metal gear like a sack of potatoes BEFORE he got his upgrades, currently powerlessly unable to wrestle his way out of this man's steel headcrusher grapple: "you probably went to some kind of baby school for babies"
watched cars the other day with the wife and it's so wild how that movie showcased how highways/interstates weakened if not just flat out destroyed most of the thriving small tourist towns in america for profit but then in cars 2 mater eats a bunch of wasabi and shits himself
you have no idea how much willpower it takes for me to not do the you have uno thing but with raiden and armstrong. i fear it would be the deadest horse i could ever beat but it interests me
hideki naganuma: "so how much creative freedom am i gonna have on these tracks"
team reptile: "you're gonna sample the black panther party again aren't you"
hideki naganuma, quickly deleting "Stokely" out of his youtube search: "no"
so funny how right before this they're casually talking about the business speedwagon brought them to new york for and he just randomly goes "grandma let's be real pop pop was GAY"
new leaked character specific taunts for street fighter 6! compiled a few of them, got a few lines from luke that are used for ryu, guile, and ken. some pretty dynamic interactions in that last one, exciting!
i need help finding a video, i haven't seen it in YEARS and i swear its real. its like a shirtless guy playing street fighter 5 (i think) and he does a really crazy combo and he goes HOLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS and he rolls his r's and goes CRRRRREEAM CHEESE, CRRRREAM CHEESE
no fight quite like the radahn fight. nothing like hitting up the guys for the sole purpose of getting our asses beat. putting on my radahnfest shirt for it. this is my super bowl
While brainstorming for a new video idea, I went and tried to pinpoint the exact location of where the Infinite Wealth trailer takes place. After some research, I'm about 96% sure that it is set on the island of O'ahu in Hawaii, more specifically on Waikiki beach in Honolulu.
johnny: i will master the spin, win this race, and i WILL walk again. no matter how long it takes, i'll see this path to the end.
gappy: i....i just need to know who i am. if i can find my purpose, or at the very least my family...that's all that matters.
jodio:
remember when he made Dare To Be Stupid and mark mothersbaugh (DEVO) was interviewed and he said something like "it was beautiful. why didn't we think of that. what am i doing with my life"
for the last day and a half every time i've been in front of a mirror i've attempted to do a max payne 1 face. i think i have a big enough chin and enough jim carrey cartoon genes to make it work. i feel like an alien learning how to act like a person
Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this "
* Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie*
Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe "
Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes "
Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! "
Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*
playing through max payne 1. i like that any time max reads something he looks like he's going to a restaurant right after payday and is heavily considering getting something pricey
popeye, the sailor: i use dey/dem pronouns'is
trans person: that's great popeye, thanks for telling me
popeye, the sailor: i will now pwoceed ta trow bluto into da ruddas of dis here boat
trans person: okay popeye
scott didn't show me any footage of what the skit was about, just the lines. i thought it was gonna be buu ordering doordash and then blasting the delivery guy with a chocolate ray and eating him. i was like "oh, cute joke! haha!"
i've never been so happy to be wrong.
this is great but im in awe of the unfathomably powerful dynamic duo that is a 60 year old guy that binge watches matlock and breezes through cigars like they're twizzlers and a girl that unironically goes "Ehehehe~!"