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Stand up comic & Actor. I was in The Hangover. 25 year casino dealer. Producer @PunchlinesFN

Las Vegas
Joined February 2009
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
3 months
Shout out to @KWhiteyVegas & Kenny White Sports. Thanks to the info he sends me daily, I’ve DOUBLED my winning bets. Beat the bookies this #NFL season. Link to what I use: https://t.co/a4OBPPTwYr *he’s not paying me for this. I’m so happy with his service, I feel like sharing
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
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If you had the @KWhiteyVegas Power Ratings, you had Penn St+14. You can spend the last :36 seconds of this great game waiting in line at the Sportsbook to cash your ticket. Get the Power Ratings at https://t.co/2fXUqYCr02.
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@KevG163
Kevin Gallagher
3 days
November 6, 1983 The #Bears' Walter Payton hits quarterback Jim McMahon with a third-quarter touchdown pass against the Rams in Anaheim. The first pass reception of Jimmy Mac's pro career, and Walter's fifth career touchdown pass #DaBears
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@WhistleSports
Whistle
3 days
Only four undefeated teams left after Week 10! Caleb and Josh Downs dive into this trending topic in college football and whether Ohio or Indiana will claim the best in their conference on the newest episode of Downs 2 Business. Episode out now! Sponsored by @google
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
2 days
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. From your mouth to God’s ear.
@RpsAgainstTrump
Republicans against Trump
3 days
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
4 days
Who do you got for #TNF ? The sportsbooks made a mistake on this line. Me and @FrankNicotero talk a little about it. Thanks to @KWhiteyVegas Sports for the Power Ratings, we found it.
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
5 days
Free pick - a #NCAA Men’s Basketball game tonight courtesy of @KWhiteyVegas https://t.co/qqLoW3ozX3
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
5 days
My pal @FrankNicotero and I LOVE when the sportsbooks put up a bad line. https://t.co/auSbOPnUXK
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@FrankNicotero
Frank Nicotero
6 days
MNF The Spread Is WRONG - Cardinals Vs Cowboys https://t.co/11PYLJxjTb via @YouTube
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
7 days
This site has become complete propaganda. My entire feed is full of verifiable bullshit from conservative mouthpieces, websites, pawns & bots. The relevance of Twitter/X is getting close to MySpace.
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@bobzany
Bob Zany
7 days
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
8 days
Good thing the National Guard are in LA… Dodgers an IMPROBABLE win… let the riots begin.
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@MarkCowart
Mark Cowart
4 days
Your thoughts can wage war against your peace. But when you resist the devil and rest in the Lord, even your memories start to heal. Rest is not an escape—it’s spiritual warfare won through peace.
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
8 days
Will Smith SLAPPED that pitch!! #WorldSeries
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
8 days
*officially was a No Decision, but team won the Series.
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
8 days
The last #Game7 in a #WorldSeries was in 2019, Nationals vs Astros. The starting pitcher for the Nationals was Max Scherzer. He was the winning pitcher. Tonight’s starter for the Blue Jays, Max Scherzer. That’s crazy @alexwhitee @FrankNicotero
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
8 days
Now @espn has pissed me off. I have @YouTubeTV and I know ESPN & YouTube are in a beef. I’ve paid for an @ESPNPlus subscription FOR YEARS, and it’s telling me that it won’t show me a game because of YouTube TV. That’s BULLSHIT. What the hell am I paying extra for?!?!
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
9 days
I don’t believe what I just saw. What are the best two words in sports? GAME 7! #Worlds2025
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@panicartstudios
Panic Art Studios
3 days
I have been working on this on the side as a hobby project. It is a Pixel Art "Resident Evil" type game taking place inside and around a pharma corporation (MediTech Pharma). The story is quite grim and the farther you go the darker it gets, even grotesque. It is about the
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
9 days
Here is the correct video of the one and only @alexwhitee and her pick for tomorrow.
@SportsBookWire
SportsBookWire
9 days
🏈 College football best bet 💰 @alexwhitee likes a 💸 side 💸 in a @B1Gfootball 🏈 tilt when Minnesota @GopherFootball hosts the @MSU_Football Spartans Saturday. Kickoff 🏈 is at 3:30 p.m. ET. 💰 What do you think? 💸 Who do you like Saturday?
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
9 days
There’s a WHOLE world out there you know NOTHING about. These are the people you’ve been railing against the last decade or so. Talk to the people working at Wal Mart, they’re all on assistance
@glennbeck
Glenn Beck
10 days
Wait...why are over 40 MILLION people on SNAP? It's not the 1930s. We're not in a depression. I have a hard time believing THAT MANY people actually need food assistance in America.
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@KWhiteyVegas
Kenny White
9 days
Cashin’ w/ Keith | UFC Title Fight LOCKS & Underdog Picks 💰ft. Octagon Jon
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@bobzany
Bob Zany
10 days
Listen to @955KLOS Sunday night, Where I talk about our show @laughfactorycovina . Get your tickets now. @HarryBasil @funnykeithlyle @bobandtom @DrabbleComic @PatGodwin @MikeBinderjokes @The_ChrisMyers
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@funnykeithlyle
keith lyle
10 days
He can use it to wipe his touchas
@RichardERoeper
Richard Roeper
12 days
Leo wants no part of that shit.🤣⚾️
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