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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Joined June 2011
If the messy bun is supposed to be effortless, how come it takes me 63 tries
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you know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with " so this bitch..."
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I need to delete pictures on my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder, like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can't delete that
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“why” "because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
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reasons i want to look GOOD: • for myself • for myself • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts • for myself
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do u have those ppl that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” & u’d be like “im in”
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when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
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If u smoke u die, if u drink u die, if u eat u die, if u love u die..no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways
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I always want to be a nice person, but literally every time I try, it backfires. The Lord wants me to be a bitch. Okay.
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i hate when people flirt with the person i like like stay in ur lane bitch
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