funcry
@funcry
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just a guy with wifi and too much confidence.
Joined May 2025
Went broke. Built it back. My wife never even knew. That’s the level of pressure we carry in silence. Crypto doesn’t make soft humans, it forges the toughest ones. We lose, we adapt, we rebuild. And we protect our families from the chaos while doing it. I respect you all.
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Funded a fresh degen wallet on Pumpfun mobile with 69.69 SOL (already got rugged once while testing something). Give me degen plays with good volume and an already established community. I’ll probably gamble and lose it all or make $1M, idk.
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If you missed the entry on $testicle again, I am really, really sorry for you. Never fade @0xBiZzy @DipWheeler @fartillions @FartmanSacks all shilling the same thing together nonstop, all day, every day. Not only shilling but going literally all in. Boyz in the chat are crazy.
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If you can’t hold, you will never make big money in your life. Every massive win is paid for with time, pain, and uncertainty. Red days, fake breakdowns, FUD, boredom, and moments where you feel stupid for not selling. Strong hands tolerate discomfort and get paid for it.
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Pitch me the tickers. Funded my fresh wallet to have some funcry this weekend. Might even dox it for fun (or cry).
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If you think $WHITEWHALE, which literally started the meme season and brought volume to the trenches, is not going to the hundreds of millions again, you are very wrong.
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Real conviction is posting first, then buying. Not buying early and dumping on your own community.
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I’m searching for projects that are heavily FUDed, charts look ugly, bottoms are close, but the devs still have plans and the community is working their ass off. This is where I usually find the best risk reward to size in. ✍🏻.
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X just killed paid AI reply bots and infofi farming. Organic bag working is the new meta now. Congratulations to all organic communities.
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I don’t like going in with $1–2k, guys. If I size in, the absolute minimum is $10–15k. If the narrative is strong and I see future upside, I top blast. I don’t care if it goes down 30% or even 50%. If I go in, I’m committed. I don’t like jumping from one coin to another. ✍🏻.
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I closely watch coins that are down but the bag workers never stop. For them it’s just another day. That’s what I love about them. They’re the soul of this space, and honestly, that energy is what gives me the motivation to trade.
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I can’t afford to lose. Not because I’m greedy. Not because I’m chasing numbers on a screen. Because every trade carries time I already spent. Nights I didn’t sleep. Mistakes I paid for in full. Lessons that hurt before they taught. I don’t press buy for dopamine. I press buy
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Pitch me the next 50x potential runner. I want to feed my boyz. I can’t give them the wrong ticker you get it?
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I called back to back 100x and 50x, and I promised myself not to shill anything until I am 101% sure it will explode. Doing big research in the background for you guys. Are your notifications ON?
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$WHITEWHALE went from zero to $200M extremely fast (in these market conditions). Early holders who are up huge multiples are de risking or exiting. This is not bearish. This is how strong trends continue. For a coin to move higher, old supply must rotate out and new demand must
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tbh I’m thinking of creating a funcry gang. The most crazy people who will rule CT. I can even pay a dope artist and create super clean PFPs and hand them out one by one, for free. I’ll do it once I’m ready. Just brainstorming out loud. WDYT?
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Never compete with people on their own field. You will lose. When you trench, you are competing with the fastest and most brutal maniacs. They have insider info, bots, and speed you will never react to. They buy and sell before your brain processes the candle. They will win
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