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San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2016
My dad started a book review blog in his retirement, like 10 years ago. He got a big BookTok bump this last year. It’s so embarrassing - when I think about it, I want to kill myself
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I got into Fantano in 2012. I’ve seen a movie every other weekend since I was four. My mom was a French horn instructor at Oberlin. She used to be really into Radiohead when I was a kid - so cringe, right?
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I imagined a magical anime katana: When you are calm, you slice a clean razor-thin cut through your enemy. If you are attack in anger, the cut becomes wider and wider. Blinded by rage, one slice could erase a man.
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Is it illegal to point a finger gun at a stranger and “pull the trigger?” I want them to know I don’t want them around
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Obviously I would want to be a member of Boygenius. But I don’t think they’d accept me because of my differences.
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when I see the Google ad about how you can use AI to make experiencing loss easier for your kids and I recognize the music as the soundtrack for Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr Fox (2009)
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an echo from airwaves of the distant past: “… implies the existence of a Muslim Bale…”
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I’ve enjoyed cooking fried dinners where everything’s small cubes or everything’s “matchsticks”
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Good superpower: I’m debating a person who disgusts me and my words feel like warm sunlight blooming on their skin
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Sex used to be really different in the past - kind of like what happened to Republican / Democratic party since Abe Lincoln
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Imagined myself 8 feet tall, but still waking up in the middle of the night and being absolutely certain I’m getting strep throat again
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To those who find themselves hopping between NYC and SF + are looking to branch out: You can understand other cities and their citizens by their relative distances. Austin is 50% SF, 50% NYC. Chicago is 25-75. Phoenix: 75-25. Helpful if you or your team is looking to relocate.
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