Can anyone sincerely argue that the idiots running Washington shouldn't be replaced by robots? Forget replacing fast food workers and truckers, we need AI in DC ASAP. @elonmusk any ideas? #robotstrumppoliticians #robotlordisbetter #AIbetterthannoI #robots2018 #robots2020

I'm a dude, and no political expert, but at this point I think women should just launch their own political party. They're the majority of the population and hell, they'd get my vote. WTF not? #ThursdayThoughts

Brilliant move @AjitPaiFCC! Killing #NetNeutrality > increased price of our porn streaming services > proletariat paying more for their porn > #fuckedtechies making more money at reduced tax rates! #winnerswinloserslose

I love the holidays and all the commercials showing the proletariat that people like me can buy my teenager a $100,000 car w/ a ribbon on top while they can barely afford groceries. #techwealthredistribution

Our AI uses geo-location to deploy nano drones that hunt down and slime any SDR who emails you about lead gen services. We've already got a waiting list.

I'm honored to be considered for @TIME magazine's Person of the Year for 2017. Congratulations to all of my fellow nominees. #fuckedtechie #PersonOfTheYear #PersonOfTheYear2017

Thanks @Forbes! I'm truly honored to be recognized for all of my incredible contributions to technology and the betterment of humanity! #ForbesAt100

This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful to the 99% for another year of paying me money to take your data. #HappyThanksgiving #HappyTurkeyDay

#andthemoralofthestoryis never eat at #Chipotle before pitching your B Round to a conference room full of VCs.

Stranger Things reminds us of those dark, dangerous days when kids rode bikes w/o helmets (after dark no less), walked in the neighbourhood w/o parents, and weren't constantly tethered to their mobile devices.

Is there a secondary market in developing countries for t-shirts and swag from dumb-ass failed startups? Just a thought.

Failing fast should be rewarded. Failing to recognize the glasses look like shit, somewhat more problematic. Snap's 'shockingly low' internal data reveals why its Spectacles glasses flopped via @sai.

I'm loving this plan. Thank you @SenateMajLdr and @realDonaldTrump. Send the $$$ my way. #maketherichricher. Senate bill would eventually hike taxes on people making $75,000 or less, cut taxes for rich via @PoliticsInsider.

Yep, that should do the trick. Well played!. Facebook, Google, Twitter to fight fake news with 'trust indicators' via @CNNMoney.

I don't appreciate your tone, @NickKristof. Billionaires Desperately Need Our Help!

I'm not sure I understand. Hey, Silicon Valley: Your culture sucks, so quit raving about it via @mashable.