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Philip J. Fry

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Joined February 2007
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Philip J. Fry
8 years
Wait, I’m having an idea! Wait, no. Yes! No. Mmm... no. Yes. Yes! Wait wait... no. Yes. Sigh, no.......
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Philip J. Fry
9 years
I don't know what people are complaining about, Emmet's double-decker couch is brilliant.
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Philip J. Fry
9 years
That’s it. You’re off the Xmas card list. Meaning you’re on Robot Santa’s list. Enjoy!
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
If we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway, why aren’t freeways free?
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
I still can’t believe it’s not butter. I mean, then what is it? And it’s not going to try to eat me, right?
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
You know what? Asking for a friend.
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
Wait, I think I just figured out what TGIF stands for. Nope, lost it.
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Philip J. Fry
11 years
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was... something something. Peanut butter.
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Philip J. Fry
12 years
Fry and Bender, a wining combination. Let's call ourselves Friender! Friender, Friender, Friender! Friender, Friender, Friender.
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Philip J. Fry
12 years
Planet Express needs more money, maybe we should start an... un-delivery service. Yeah, you pay us to not deliver things you don't like.
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Philip J. Fry
12 years
You know, I really am fortunate to have a girlfriend. Especially one who is: a) willing to be seen with me in public and 2) alive
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Philip J. Fry
13 years
Did everything just taste purple? Or did we just get canceled again? http://t.co/6C87foNufP
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Philip J. Fry
13 years
Don't you worry about Futurama coming back this summer with more season 7 episodes. Let me worry about blank. http://t.co/gQkLUbqV
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Philip J. Fry
13 years
Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?
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Philip J. Fry
13 years
If I have ever taught you anything, I hope you've learned to never, ever, ever bet against me being stupid.
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Philip J. Fry
13 years
Shhhhhhhhhhhh, did you hear that? Everything just tasted purple again.
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Philip J. Fry
14 years
It's time to twit my hourly twupdate!
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Philip J. Fry
14 years
I'm not sure which makes a more terrifying, shrieking sound: Amy when she realizes she's out of matching socks, or Morbo doing karaoke.
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