can’t believe I’m dating the woman I’ll one day marry.. can’t believe the life we get to live and create together…

got a gf so hot I started getting hate crimed on the street again…

Man, I gotta eat 2 packs of fruit snacks about this…

Not me up late texting a GIRL kicking my feet..

I think that a part of me will always miss it

Gonna make my new comeback, “ok well, my therapist and I disagree”

adulthood is finding people that are for you, but only for a time

Feels wrong seeing furry hats go mainstream but whatever!!

If I’ve got nothing else I’ve got fergilicious and untouched

deciding I want to be in my cooking bag while I have a broken foot and can’t do my own grocery shopping feels like a very specific form of karma

worms in brain worms in brain

still thinking about it

miso soup ❤️ (not having it just thinking about it)

Today I dusted my living room.. ladies I’m single btw

Not to flex but I managed to vacuum my kitchen and bathroom with a broken foot today… much more than some of your straight cis boyfriends can say

Perpetually looking for a sign

Contemplating becoming a thermos person, stay tuned

There’s no way my humidifier that still had a few drops of water trapped in it from last winter is doing more good than harm for me but I’m closing my eyes and pretending

Having thoughts

what if people with small children asked if it was ok to bring them into stores the way people with small dogs do