straight girl just said her short (5’5”) boyfriend was “down to earth” and got upset when i said “oh I’m sure”.

RT @hotdogsz: My name is Pink and it's really Knight to E2.

child neglect.

RT @rllydu: bro is underlaid and overjerked….

sign me up when they have yearn island.

“chat to apply” ???

love when a girl asks me where i got my top from and i get to say ross dress for less with pride.

i am the first of my kin to see such a thing

jordan terrell carter.

RT @KingJames: FUCK!!!!!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️🙏🏾.

i’ve never listened to a katseye song but i’d lay down my life for lara raj no questions asked.

new ink and here comes an untatted mf asking “wait what does it mean though”.

laureate noel miller speaking poetically about my hometown of st. louis missouri

hey thanks man

it is very possible that one day there will be a recognition of american hero sydney sweeney for her covert work with the CDC to curb incel related public health risks via bath water soap.

RT @lilcutieorange: I'm having a rigby summer

he’s my mr beast

new media mention accolade dropped

sex is cool but have you ever earned the affection of a timid cat bro.