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Black girl magic 🧡

I’m tired of blocking my family members on social media. Yes aunty precious, I love breast and yansh…do your worst.

When I small If I wan go buy food, the food seller go wan cheat me and sell my food small, I go just shout for her say FUL-HAM well. Everybody for there go look me com laugh. Na since that time they don name me Fulham.

If you’re more beautiful and hotter than my wife, why is she a wife and you’re still single in your prime?

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I like you because you like me. The moment you stop liking me, I stop liking you. I no dey follow anybody do unconditional love.

You realised we are in 2026?

They went to Lisbon when he was at his best! He didn't want to go mid-season, but he was forced. Promises were made. The board knew about his playing style. He fought player power, indiscipline, and laziness. We've ruined a future manager in the making.

They should just bring Alex Ferguson back ffs. I'm tired man

This Amorim sack really pain me sha. It's time to talk about the players too.

Who should have started?? Jim Ratcliffe?? 😏

That's all.

So many people thought Manchester United would be better off without Bruno Fernandes. Idiots!!

Arsenal fans are supporting Chelsea while Chelsea fans are supporting Man City I’ve never seen anything like this😭

Arsenal fans are supporting Chelsea while Chelsea fans are supporting Man City I’ve never seen anything like this😭

In the thick of it 👊

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Good morning 🙏

A lot of women requires a man to meet their financial needs but they can’t meet a man’s needs and his needs are actually free.

If you’re currently in a phase where you’re begging a woman to love you, may God punish you.