Fred Asquith
@fredasquith
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Retired from this place. Check me out with the same @ on Threads and all other platforms. Linktree below
London, England
Joined June 2010
Holy f I’ve been nominated ⭐️CREATOR OF THE YEAR 2025⭐️ !!!!! If you’ve come across my stupid face before on this vast interweb and you have 30 seconds, please do drop a VOTE FOR ME via https://t.co/jQB7LOO1Ma
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Bro I don’t need a fucking 6-digit security code to sign into Moonpig. If someone wants to steal my details and go buy £6.98s worth of Birthday Cards then I’ll take it on the chin
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Decided to go on a walk (in my shorts) and break my wedding shoes in Came back after 1000 dodgy looks and 1 massive blister 👍🏼
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Tom Cruise has mastered the art of not looking awkward whilst being applauded at length. Being sung “Happy Birthday” is a doddle for this guy. Social Anxiety’s final boss.
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Picking up the nephew from nursery, keenly self conscious about pushing an empty pram down the street
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SO many people requesting an iPhone wallpaper version. Behold! ��
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my fiancée has left me alone to go on a hen do and I have no idea what I used to do alone
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