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Yeah somalis are trash because everyone hates them, which is different than us jews, who are beloved and hated by no one
@NiohBerg
𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 ♛ ✡︎
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Before you become outraged by white people taking issue with Somalia, remember that there's an entire meme genre by other Africans also shitting on them. Somalia isn't even liked by its own continent.
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@SonOfSomali
Son Of Somalia 🇸🇴🇩🇯🇸🇴🇺🇸
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My cousin in Somalia 🇸🇴 is headed to Minnesota, his birthright trip to the promised lands.
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@EisakuOtomo
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Ffs LMFAOOOOOOOOO
@EisakuOtomo
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Yea I loooove cookieeeeeesssss
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Like if this was a zelda spin off getting this reception it would be whatever but this is a sequel to one of the best video game trilogies of all time
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Green Zelensky
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They really just should’ve made mp4 a zelda spin off instead of a metroid prime game. It seems retro really just wanted to make a classic zelda game and nintendo was like “uhhh we cancelled prime 4 can you make this instead”
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Green Zelensky
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This type of brain worms you get when you only watch stuff meant for 12 year olds
@NINtendo_maya
wi(l)d-screen bæddel
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@YoRHa2Pee I'm sure they're probably a fine director but this just comes off as a wholly unnecessary addition to a story that already exists perfectly fine in the mediums of manga and anime (a movie too no less) just to cash in on an acclaimed work from an acclaimed author
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Green Zelensky
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Cousins is a much better song, and has artistic merit as well that this does not
@chartdata
chart data
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Cameron Winter's "Love Takes Miles" has been ranked the #1 song of 2025 by Pitchfork.
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Unfortunately there is no benefit in being a good/nice guy.
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@Carboniferoys
Anti-Jungian Aktion (Dm me the word deer)
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I would be so fucked in a riddle based society. The various gremlins and ghouls would gobble me up so quickly. I'm not even making it to fae-roads.
@cursedcommentss
insane internet comments
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Green Zelensky
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getting into king crimson at the age of 21 instead of 15
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Green Zelensky
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I’m 13 my wife is 67
@Elladeyforyou
Ella😍
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Ladies, which category do you fall into? Men, what are you going f0r?
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Noelle and Susie
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Green Zelensky
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Nigga dating doomfist
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anathemenon
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@freakofxeets bisexuality is wanting to have sex with both of them
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Green Zelensky
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White excellence
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@VoteBloomberg28
Cecil
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Which of these two gorgeous 10/10 studs made the more compelling argument? Share your thoughts in the comments below.
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Green Zelensky
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Have you seen my chud son? He went missing around 2 PM yesterday. He saw a black person at the cash register at krogers and we’re afraid that he had another bpd breakdown. Please notify us if found.
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Green Zelensky
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It’s very telling how film twitter talks about women actually successful in the industry.
@ChrisRulon
dead patsy
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"Torture apologist and CIA shill Kathryn Bigelow" is how she should always be addressed
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@clashreport
Clash Report
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Trump on AI: I’ve never liked the word artificial. I don’t know what artificials are. I think they ought to change the name. I’ve always said that’s a lousy name to have. Artificial anything.
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Where’s Charlie Kirk?
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sarah
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fortnite is the best fucking game ever man
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