@formpresents @reallygoodtimee @EloiseViola @yumhoneyblood @freyabeer We've got two killer nights for you this weekend! On Friday it's a A303 Soundsysem party with DJs @danfoat and @franktope AKA Wild Geese bringing their iconic @glastonbury residency to the basement alongside special guest @beckytong - don't forget your rave shoes!

I’m absolutely delighted to announce @m.olise has decided to commit his future to Crystal Palace football club and this afternoon signed a new four year deal with the club. @m.olise is an 🦅 ❤️💙🦅 🤫

Enjoyed @hughbon’s Artist Formerly Known As Prince gag. Enjoyed His Maj’s “WTF is that all about” look even more

. @franktope & @DimitriParis at the Faith q&a event at the weekends @BrixtonDiscoFvl . Conversation highlights coming to the Summer issue late July . Thanks both ✊

With the Faith room at @BrixtonDiscoFvl a week away we’re chuffed to announce a Q&A Panel and discussion up at The Ritzy.   Friend of Faith @franktope will be sitting down with the king of Disco, the mix maestro himself @DimitriParis https://t.co/eZ3qieUsVP

I for one welcome a spell the championship 🦅🔫

If you’re a politician and you’re advised your plans ‘pushed the limits of international law’ you would think you should probably go away and have a rethink rather than boast about it in the #dailyFail

Dining across the divide US special: normally a bland exercise in Brits trying to politely find common ground, this US version is certainly an eye-opener, especially the gun nut woman: “AR-15s are not a military weapon”😳 which must be news to the US Army

Look who’s here 👀 @franktope @mixcloud debut show livestreaming aboard ship till 18:00 GMT ⚓️ https://t.co/Z4f9Aqaean #radio #broadcast #theboatpod #soul #funk #jazz #house #boogie

“It’s best of British, really”🤪😂🇬🇧

Oh god… and his lunatic cousin Peter Hitler as well 🤪😫

When you’re about to go to bed and then you realise Jacob Gladstone-Hitler The Younger is making a tit of himself on Question Time 😫

A very special one. Tomorrow night, friends of Dom Phillips join together to celebrate his life. It starts at 7pm and runs until 2am. More info and tickets here: https://t.co/SflHiX2Nze

Ans fairplay to the septics: the “it’s called soccer” chant genuinely made me laugh

Really well organised underrated team frustrating a team of superstars who should walk it on paper… my sympathies for everyone who had to play Palace in the Roy/Big Sam/Pulis years just increased tenfold #ENG #ENGUSA #CPFC

Rainbow hats? How touchy are these guys? It’s not exactly Vivienne Westwood’s “cowboys” T-shirt is it? Maybe the FAW could recreate that with Gareth Bale and Wayne Hennessy?

This very special event to honour Dom Phillips is coming up next month with @daveseaman @darrenemerson @unkleofficial @DJLottie Chad Jackson @djhistory DJ Gruff all on the lineup cc @franktope @frank_broughton

Thursday November 24th #Rooty pre Christmas knees up with myself and @DJTayo at @spiritland RFH bringing the garage/house/disco/boogie heat 🙏🔥

Vinyl junkies: Getting in early with the Black Friday deals and cost of living crisis - UK buyers can buy up to four 12”s for the same postage as one

Be fair Suella, without the Albanians where would your colleagues buy all their gak?