This was fucking appalling. I’ve never been treated so terribly. And after a traumatic accident. Jessica is the worst.

A huge shout out to amazing team of this wild ride!! Congrats on a wonderful opening!! @fraggletaylor @kianawu @AllisonLynchMus and the rest of the team!!

Looking forward to seeing A Dinner Party by Christopher Duthie tonight. Directed by @fraggletaylor and starring Ayla Stephen, Allison Lynch, Kiana Wu, and Geoffrey Simon Brown. Runs until June 29th. Tickets: https://t.co/Szjkm38L0s #yyc #yycarts #newplay #comedy #love

What a hilarious and original show. So funny. So good. Go see this play written by Calgarian Christopher Duthie @Vertigotheatre. #yyc. #adinnerparty @badknapstheatre

Flashback to when this euphemism riff launched me on a lesbian orbit around Venus for a million years.

Sleep begets complacency. Fill your eyes with saline and scream for seven hours instead.

Bathe in tree sap. Roll yourself in salt. What a treat.

Today is a good day. I have not time traveled against my will once.

Find a shallow bog to stick your head in before sundown. If it’s already night where you are, I am sorry.

Whenever I feel myself becoming Prideful, I roll my tongue in wet earth and carry the taste of humility in my mouth for an afternoon.

Rosencrantz & Gildenstern & Nenshi! Thanks @nenshi for supporting @ATPlive

"Very funny, very brilliant, very chilling" @ATPlive presents The Shakespeare Company & Hit & Myth Productions’ ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD Starring Julie Orton (@fraggletaylor) & Myla Southward Oct 9 – 21 📹 Two Words Productions 📸 @erinewallace #RnGareDead

Fun fact: Most guys wear gloves while working out not because it helps with grip but because they like to feel like Diane Keaton.

For every woman called “emotional” for being angry abt a sexist incident, retweet. For every woman told you were not qualified to do a job you were qualified to do, retweet this. For every woman #mansplained on a job abt something you knew more abt, retweet this.#SerenaWillams

Proudly donated to 'WROL (Without Rule of Law) Reading' - https://t.co/EI4NzJlam0 via @gofundme tonight. Good luck Michaela. 🙏🏻

one more week of our kickstarter campaign! check out the teaser for Season 3, where I get to say "it's a bag of farts" and, in doing so, make all my dreams come true! then, saunter on down to our kickstarter page and consider donating! https://t.co/sCwqJno7ic @onehitdieseries

#TBThursday to @BlindDateOnTour with @buddiesTO in the fall of 2016, where we performed for the very first time with queer couples. 📸 Connie Tsang #BlindDateonTour #SpontaneousTheatre #BlindDate #BlindDateTour #blinddateonstage