Cash Bandicoot are desperate to get back to winning ways🔥They’ve even brought in a Swedish faith healer named Annie – a tip from striker @hahrs 🙌 He’s convinced that him & @nmsidique will deliver the goals, while @Nadir_Karimo stands tall between the sticks🧤⚽️ @OfficialSKLW

Two defeats in two and it's about time we got back to winning ways. Wildcard wonders @AndyChatsFPL , @TropicalFPL and @saugatme_ take up the power positions. @OfficialSKLW

Cash Bandicoot are aiming to make it 2/2 against Unbelievable Geoff ⚽🔥 @RunsiLFC between the sticks 🧤 and the strike duo of @arpit23 & @RUBAN6690 up top ready to cause chaos! 🚀. @OfficialSKLW

#SKLW MD1 Championship Results Two big 5-0 wins with Netflix & Chilwell @fpltoni showing Unbelievable Geoff why there used to be 2 divisions between them last season and Cash Bandicoot @fplRyan1 looking in determined mood to go straight back up, beating the Zoff's @FPL_Tombz

Strong start to the season 💥 Cash Bandicoots cruise to a 5-0 win! Goals from @nmsidique & @TropicalFPL, with @andychatsfpl bossing it for a well-deserved MOTM 🏆🔥 @OfficialSKLW

The season kicks off against a familiar team in Hand of Zoff. The ever reliable @todmod is in goal with the goals likely to come from @nmsidique and @TropicalFPL. @OfficialSKLW

First and only pre season friendly sees us up against A Planet with No stars. Well we have a team full of them with @SondreThygesen in goal and @FPLhow and @RunsiLFC leading the line. @SKLW

The curtain raiser didn’t disappoint ⚽️🔥 The Senior team keep their unbeaten run alive, showing the young guns that experience pays off 💪 Goals from @SondreThygesen & @FPLhow seal the win for the pensioners 🏆 @OfficialSKLW #CurtainRaiser #ExperienceWins

Pre season is well under way but we have also been teasing our taste buds and participating in a national dish World Cup. Each player nominated a dish from their country. We are at the quarter finals stage. Needless to say a UK roast got knocked out first round. Who's favourite?

🚨We've welcomed several trialists this week, and we're delighted to confirm the signing of Mozambique international @Nadir_Karimo after impressing in training.🙌 This concludes our transfer business and means we have players competing from 14 different countries. @OfficialSKLW

🪄 The Malaysia Magician @RUBAN6690 has penned a new deal with the Coots! Another chapter begins—watch this space. More deals to come @OfficialSKLW

BREAKING: Fans favourite @AndyChatsFPL has just signed a new contract with the Cash Bandicoots from Down Under! 🇦🇺💥 The Aussie resident has given the squad a major boost and will make the long flight to Burnham on Sea to join the pre season tour. @OfficialSKLW

🌍 Cash Bandicoots are recruiting! We're on the hunt for our next player — and we're looking somewhere very off the beaten path. 🕵️‍♂️ If you're repping a flag most people have to Google, we want to hear from you. The more obscure the better. 📩 Get in touch @OfficialSKLW

🎶'Hes gonna scorreee, he's our striker from Indore, @arpit23s on fire 🔥'. 🚨 BREAKING: We are delighted that last season's top scorer @arpit23 has turned down offers from the Premier League to take the Bandicoots back to the top flight. @OfficialSKLW

🚨We can confirm that an official approach for Ballon d’Or winner @LovroBudisin has been turned down. The club was prepared to break the bank for the Croatian, but he has rejected our terms. We’re disappointed not to land our No.1 target- recruitment efforts continue.👀 @SKLW

⚡️The Icelandic electrician @RunsiLFC has signed a contract extension to stay loyal to the Cash Bandicoots! There was a real buzz when he entered the building for pre-season this morning — and not just from the wiring 🔌🐾 #SKLW #PoweredByRunsi @OfficialSKLW

🚨 BREAKING: Houston, we dont have a problem. - he's not going anywhere. @todmod has signed a blockbuster deal to commit his future to the Cash Bandicoots! 🇺🇸👑 FPL royalty stays loyal. 👏💰 Delighted to have the King locked in. 📝👑 @OfficialSKLW #SKLW

🚨 BREAKING: @FPL_KLOPP has signed a contract extension with Cash Bandicoots! 📝 The Cape Town crusader is back for more, aiming to lead his squad to top of the table once again. The gaffer says he’s buzzing to continue the journey. 🪜💰 #FPL #SKLW @OfficialSKLW

🚨 BREAKING: @saugatme_ has committed his future to the club by signing a contract extension! 🇳🇵✍️ In a surprise move, he’s relocated from Nepal to Sweden just to share lifts to training with @hahrs 🚗💨 Carpooling greatness. #ContractExtension #SKLW

🚨 Contract Extension 🚨 @SondreThygesen signs a one-year extension with the Cash Bandicoots! 🇳🇴🐻‍❄️ When asked for comment, the Norwegian simply said: "Jeg liker bare båter veldig godt." ⛵#sklw