My introverted personality, cynical mind, and bad habit of not checking on people has made me lose a lot of good people in my life…and also bad ones to be fair. A while ago, I accepted to be a lone wolf, get shit done myself and create my own happiness. 🐺🐺

NEXT WEEK IS…. MARCH….

archive is not enough on WhatsApp tbh, we need something like dustbin 😂

ADHD is more serious than you realize.

ask people why they are not on twitter and they will say things like “they will drag me” or “the app is too toxic” but truth is, you can tweet for a whole year make nobody send your papa😭

YouTube has the most positive comment section among all social media platforms.

Spent 72 hours preparing for my advanced Python in ML exam. Finally stepped out today, took a walk, stopped by a convenience store, bought a can of monster and a pack of cigarettes. Smoked and strolled to subway and got a footlong sub.

Uber you sly preek. You’ve be silently debiting my account every month abi? Because I enrolled for free trial. No wahala, Uber 6 - Fola 0. I don cancel the subscription sha. Una.

I started tweeting more when I realized the X algorithm doesn’t push my tweets out for engagement, even to my followers. Now I can tweet, and tweet and not give a fuk 😭😭🤣

I envy people that have career clarity

In my opinion, the big tech companies are disappointed in US (the consumers) because, our adoption rate is slow. The technology is moving faster than us and that’s why they aren’t disrupting the market. Vision Pro, Meta glasses, Meta verse and so much more…

Valentine Update 🙄🙄🙄🤷🏾‍♂️ Haaaaa, what have I done to my brand

I brought him out of retirement

https://t.co/djwgJnfIJS

Davido? No worry Immediately you come close to am Your life go just Dey elevate Dey go. Peak guy

Football is a funny sport because tell me how the only player with a Ballon d'Or here is the one who's supposed to leave.

a guy jumped from a 3storey building to commit suicide for over 1m debt he landed on a N12m benz, broke the windscreen, and still didn’t die

Her: Why did you invite me to this match when you’re on the bench? Me: I wanted you to know I’m not a player.

If you as a man, gift my wife a car. Just come and marry her. I'm not a secure man please.

They always have the same look.