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Ferrari owes me so many fkn paddock passes
The little boy who cried after Checo shunted in FP1 was found and received a VIP Pass from Red Bull, he will be in the paddock with the team ❤️🥹
#HungarianGP
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personally I think we should make them run them run one lap of the sprint race on foot and then whoever gets to the starting grid first can just pick whatever car they want
🚨 | F1 CEO Stefano Domenicali has proposed awarding points in free practice sessions and introducing reverse grids in F1.
"We have an obligation to try."
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me in court prosecuting max verstappen so sebastian vettel's win record can survive another year
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this is potentially the most attractive thing a person has ever done
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if i was max verstappen once i won the wdc i would start doing random shit & seeing if i could still win, can i out-qualify everyone on hards, i would have people accusing me of disrespecting the sport
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the official she's everything vs he's just ken designation of current drivers
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this is even funnier when you realize the decided to hold it at 1am for no reason
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these groundhogs stress me out dude I’ve never seen wild animals with less regard for their own lives like they do not give a fuuuuck
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sorry, this was an option this entire time???
🚨 | Helmut Marko has been ordered by Red Bull not to talk to the media.
Openly talking to media could be seen as undermining authority.
#F1
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exactly how i imagine this went down
throwback to when Jules, Lorenzo and Norman forgot they had left Charles driving on the track so Charles was driving for 5 hours straight so he wouldn't lose his first position
😭
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Ferrari: Stop making jokes Seb you're going to make us look silly
Also Ferrari:
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nico rosberg did not violate the geneva convention on multiple occasions to be disrespected in this manner. Also Jenson. (& i think Lewis had another WDC teammate but idk i can't remember his name so he must not be that important)
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framing allegations of sexual harassment & concerns around the treatment of women in f1 as if it’s relationship drama or some generic tabloid bs is gross but point blank saying you don’t care about “that stuff” is wild to admit out loud even if we all knew it was true
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f1 drivers ranked by how funny I think their mugshot would be:
1-17. George
18. Charles
19. Fernando
20. everyone else
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i talk so much shit about miami but I think being in this pool float rn would solve all my problems
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i need to know how fernando alonso is manipulating these rich & powerful men to do crimes on his behalf bc at this point i am just looking for tips
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my exact expression watching the two thousand and twenty three miami gp
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it's time
James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.
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i would let him mansplain anything to me
#OnThisDay
in 2021... Sebastian Vettel absolutely nailed our Grill The Grid challenge 🙌
He named EVERY Formula 1 world champion! 🤯🤯🤯
#F1
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my f1 version, a thread
Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike.
(Source: )
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"my god the wind" girl you are inside 😭
don’t know who lied to us but his ass did NOT score on the first try 😭
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monaco next year when liberty media finally cracks down on those freeloaders watching something occurring on the street below their home
⚠️ | F1 threatens to block venues with a view to Las Vegas GP if they don’t pay
Liberty Media sent letters to restaurants, bars and clubs charging them $1500/head licensing fee or they will use barricades and blinding lights to block the customers peeking at the race
“It seems…
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🚨according to inside sources: fred vasseur has personally traveled to sebastian vettel’s home to beg him to return to ferrari, he even brought him a new chicken as on offering of his respect🚨
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as i learn more about this movie i am extremely skeptical, what f1 driver would come out of retirement specifically to mentor a rookie as his teammate??? Like it's not his manager, just seems odd.
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I am obsessed with Charles Leclerc’s pants collection
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maybe he's excited to get to race with other cars 💀
He’s so unbothered that he lost what would have been a guaranteed pole help 😭
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in a touching tribute to his teammate, Esteban is attempting to accumulate a full years worth of penalties in one race
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fuck drive to survive, it's time
Paramount+ to become an Official Partner of Formula 1 in a new multi-year deal.
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dying at the angle, the way he comes over the hill backward 💀
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you will never be her
one of my favorite part of Singapore is the giant drivers on the hotels
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not casting nico rosberg in the Barbie movie is a massive missed opportunity tbh
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literally all you have to say is “allegations of that nature are always concerning & everyone should feel safe & respected in the paddock but I am here to drive blah blah” literally anything other than I actually don’t give a fuck about how women who work here are treated
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this barbie is a race car driver by day & international pop icon by night
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listen I’m not saying I want this to happen but it would be objectively very funny is Brad Pitt crashed on the formation lap and then delayed the whole race like half an hour while they fished him out of the wall
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Charles & Lewis at Eurovision 2024
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i'm fucking crying, scrap drive to survive & give me a reality show where they make charles leclerc play on a different professional sports team every week
Joakim Noah driving on Tony Parker with Charles Leclerc and Pierre Gasly watching.
@CHGO_Bulls
#CHGOInParis
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I have a horrible confession, I can’t identify any of the track layouts I’m sorry they all look the same to me except monza bc it’s clearly a race boot (like Italy is a regular boot) & spa bc it looks like a hot glue gun
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ahhh yes ferrari, a team well known for listening to their driver’s & prioritizing their feedback
🚨| After Lewis Hamilton saying that Mercedes didn't 'listen' to him about the 2023 car, Simon Lazenby (Sky) reckons that Ferrari would be Hamilton's first choice should he decide to leave.
Hamilton is out of contract at the end of 2023.
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everyone who bullied lewis into being normal on social media will pay for their crimes in this life or the next
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susie wolff reading this knowing she had to ban toto from putting up photos of christian horner around their home so he could visualize his enemy or whatever
Toto Wolff: "Every second that I spend on talking about Horner is a waste of time in my life."
#F1
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any of these
collecting guesses on what will’s “big news” is. so far i’ve seen
- sainz out
- checo out
- alex to ferrari
- seb comeback
- lewis retirement by the end of the year
- alonso retirement by the end of the year
anything more?
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nico in the streets of Monaco listening to my tears ricochet
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at some point in his life max verstappen was an adult millionaire without a bed frame i know this in my soul
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fuck it, 52 races - families are overrated anyway make them all live in shipping containers & they can just pick them up and move to the next location
🚨 | F1 is targeting 30 races by the 2030 F1 season
🇪🇸 Spain would have 2 races and and Madrid would be one of them
🇺🇸 There will be a Grand Prix in New York and on the US West Coast
‼️ USA could have 5 races if everything goes well
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im not entirely convinced seb didn’t retire to focus full time on his music career
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shout out to danny ric because he has handled this mclaren situation with a maturity and professionalism that i personally would not be capable of lol
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exactly, it should be based on which one you would most like to preform scientific experiments on
YOUR👏SUPPORT👏FOR👏DRIVERS👏SHOULDNT👏BE👏BASED👏ON👏HOW👏ATTRACTIVE👏YOU👏FIND👏THEM👏PLEASE👏
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congrats max on potentially the funniest championship cool down room of all time (charles leclerc is a paid actor)
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hear me out, instead of a drivers parade/introductions i think we should have all the
#2
drivers so a group dance number to i'm just ken, we can even bring mark webber in to lead it i'm sure he'd love that
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i woke up to the a new seb post & I have many thoughts but mainly:
1. sooo freaking cute, literal babies look at them 🥹
2. Hanna pulls off the sparkly eye look much better than I did but it made me smile, very 2000s
3. that caption could have been phrased … differently lol
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pierre texting whoever alpine's TP is this week
Alpine's Esteban Ocon will be switching to "war mode" next year after describing his 2023 campaign as a "wasted opportunity" that was hampered by way too many retirements.
Full
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why does every photo of logan sargent i see look like twilight promotional material
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charles & seb as teammates (real)
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taylor in the paddock when she sees all the songwriting material she has to work with
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when your rival to friend to teammate to enemy tacitly acknowledges the very public dissolution of that relationship after refusing to speak my name for 5 years
speechless. flabbergasted. shock and awe and horror. What do you know about pain
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potentially the least casual attempt at leaning against something I’ve ever seen 😭
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i don't want to victim blame but i think we need to ask what charles did to piss off the witch who has placed him under this curse
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in this essay i will
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TAYLOR SWIFT AND FERNANDO ALONSO BOTH JUST BECAME SINGLE SUSPICIOUSLY SUDDENLY 👀
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mark webber (& fernando alonso) circa 2012 were it not for the laws of man
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f1 drivers when they help the mechanics bc they feel bad about crashing (real)
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if lando norris wins a gp through the power of donald trump i'm logging off forever and becoming a sheep farmer
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ferrari only implements team orders when it benefits carlos, this is a fact we already knew but after today there will be no more debate on this issue, we can not move onto the far more interesting question: why?
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devastating news, rest in peace king 🥺
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merc unpacking george russell before each race
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i feel like nico rosberg almost certainly has a burner account with this profile picture it's really just a matter of finding it
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idk where this red bull went over the cost cap bc they were paying for employees sick leave thing came from but parental leave, sick leave, & other medical benefits for employees are not covered under the cost cap
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in hindsight we spent way too much energy talking about lewis vs max when we really should have been focusing on whatever is going on between these two wierdos
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pov: you are charles leclerc at any point in the last 3 years
🚨Charles Leclerc receives a 10-place grid penalty in Jeddah!
Today, Vasseur has confirmed it:
"Unfortunately we will have to take the penalty in Jeddah because we only have a pool of two control electronics for the season."
#SaudiArabianGP
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now that we've had a few days to digest which f1 driver would pay $250k to go on a titanic expedition on that ~innovative~ submarine and why are Nico & Lewis the leading contenders (them both doing it w/out realizing the other will be there would be a great sitcom ep)
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everyone once in awhile i remember that sebastian vettel has won a championship more recently than fernando alonso has won a race and i just smile
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devastated I forgot my big camera but here are some low quality pics of seb 🤍🫡
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I hope he never stops taking selfies from the moon, live your truth millennial Barbie
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no comments on the cursed handprints at this time but we as a nation do not talk about nico rosberg signature enough it’s so him I can’t explain it but like that g is sassy as fuck
Bring back the handprint commemorations at the Japanese gp so we can incorrectly psychoanalyze for science
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me pretending i don't care about charles' lap so it will go well
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the wind was a paid actor & it gave the performance of a lifetime
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the only reason i'd want to be a wag is so those f1 wag fashion accounts would have to cover me bc it would be like:
sweater - moms closet (free)
jeans - madewell f/w 2016 ($100)
shoes - rusty birkenstocks that she needs to replace but she won't because shes emotionally attached
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That man getting mad at me making fun of the Ferrari 1000th anniversary gala made me rewatch & it's so funny every time, please remember how much of a disaster 2020 was for them. Ferrari is a social experiment, a veep spinoff set in Italy, a collective hallucination.
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no offense to nico hulkenberg but how long are we gunna do this
⚠️ | Guenther Steiner thinks "the fans would love it" if Hulkenberg and Magnussen were teammates at Haas, due to their previous history.
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hbd to nico rosberg, the original f1 influencer, who was, is, & always will be that bitch - truly an inspiration to insane cancers around the world plz never stop making everyone angry by saying things that are objectively true
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all jokes aside I am really happy for whoever runs that account ‘did Oscar get a seat’ bc I know they’re having the best day of their life
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seb when he started helping charles in the ferrari challenges
Snow leopard mom pretending to be scared when her cub sneaks up on her to encourage them to keep practicing their stalking skills..
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me whenever I see this footage, Charles is so relatable, one of us truly
"I was so impressed with Seb in 2019 that he must have thought I was weird."
— Charles Leclerc
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seb standing on his tippy toes to balance on the bike 😭🥹
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