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I tell food stories. DM to do something cool together. 📩 - Floydiancookery @gmail .com
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Starting a bingeable thread of all my Inktober videos.
This is a series I’m doing throughout October where I turn inktober prompts into food videos. 31 videos in 31 days
Follow along and RT if you like what you see.
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Mum's started a small laddoo business from home at the tender age of 58. She gets so excited everytime there's a possibility of an order. She's not getting very many orders yet but her energy and excitement is contagious beyond measure.
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The Marathi letter ळ looks like Infinity because that's how much time it takes for North Indians to learn how to say it.
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Absolutely nothing in this world beats mum's Mutton Biryani. NOTHING. The most glorious layering of long grained Basmati, kesar milk, birista, mutton and ghee. Bliss.
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Next time someone annoyingly asks you - Melody itni Chocolaty kyun hai?
Send them this.
Thread (1/n)
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I put up the Modak photos from yesterday on my Tinder as a joke and...
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I'm sitting alone and drinking at a local uncle bar and there's a table of 50+ year old uncles in front of me. One of them just put an ice cube down the other ones back 😂😂😂😂
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They're being paid ₹20 by
@swiggy_in
for deliveries >10kms and then Swiggy has the audacity to ask us for a ₹15 tip to 'make the rider's day'????
How about you start with paying them a fair non-exploitive fee??
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The reason 'HORN OK PLEASE' on trucks seems grammatically incorrect is because it is. The 'Horn please' is separate from OK. OK apparently stands for On Kerosene which is what was used as cheap fuel when India faced diesel shortages during WWII. The more you know.
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Maharashtrians laughing at Elon Musk naming his kid X Æ A-12 like your parents didn't just name you Chagan Dhunganchate
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People who drew a dark line with a ruler after every answer and underlined important words are depressed now.
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Ever wondered why we call the animal pig but the meat pork? Or the animal cow but the meat beef? Or the animal calf but the meat veal?
There's some super interesting history behind it dating back to 1066 AD.
🧵Here's a thread
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Fremulon's Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Fremulon: Not a Doctor.
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Why do Indians have to aggressively big goodbye before leaving?
Like a goodbye hug, followed by a goodbye at the door followed by a goodbye in the parking followed by a goodbye at the car window?
My cousin is still running behind the car 3kms in, waving goodbye at us.
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So a month back I took a leap of faith to follow my passion in food. I now work at one of the best restaurants in Pune, if not the best. Groundup in Viman Nagar. Here's what we made since I've joined. The crazy innovative shit that happens here is insane. (1/n)
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Dating someone is like drinking coffee. I love the idea of it, I think it'll give me energy. But it only ends up keeping me awake at night, giving me anxiety and palpitations all for a few moments of euphoria.
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"But why am I being blamed for other men being trash?"
Thoda seh le bhai 2-4 gaaliyaan internet pe. You still get to walk on the roads alone safely.
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Just so you know, Mosambi fruit gets its name from Mozambique the country (Portuguese territory at that time) because when the Portuguese got the fruit to India it was called Mozambique oranges.
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Since a few of you were asking, this is her menu right now. The Laddoos come in a box like this. We're only delivering in Pune right now. DM me or message on the number to place an order. Everything is made with really good ingredients. This is absolutely huge for her.
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Dear Supriya ji
In the last 20 years of my career as an artist I have played all kinds of women. From a naive girl in Queen to a seductive spy in Dhaakad, from a goddess in Manikarnika to a demon in Chandramukhi, from a prostitute in Rajjo to a revolutionary leader in Thalaivii.
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WHY ORANGES ARE PACKED IN RED NETS - an insane marketing trick!
PS: there's absolutely no trickery involved in the editing whatsoever. The oranges are actually the same colour and it's the way the striped grid is arranged on top of them that makes all the difference.
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Someone tried to scam me yesterday. And it was sadboi hours and I was really bored and lonely. So I spoke with them a bit. Thought I'd exchange a few polite how-do-you-dos
Here's how the scam chat went.
Thread. (1/n)
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3 days in Bangalore and I've already had veal kebab and sheekh rolls at Fanoos, beef biryani from Sangam mess, prawn fry and beef roast at Bob's, and burgers at Truffles.
I think I'm in love with this city.
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Alright I have paid the bill. And now I shall go home. But before I do that, here's something that Anthony Bourdain once said that I'm particularly reminded of tonight.
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Just accidentally watched a few scenes from Rang De Basanti right now on YouTube.
It's so hard to imagine that film, released only about a 15 years back, being allowed to release today.
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I will document my thoughts on all the instant Ramen/Noodle brands I try henceforth.
Rules:
They'll be cooked exactly according to the instructions on the packet with no extra added ingredient.
They'll be consumed piping hot unless otherwise mentioned.
Bookmark this thread.
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Peak brown culture is squeezing lemon over chopped onion, sprinkling salt and pepper on it and eating it before the one by two soups arrive at a restaurant.
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Made my Maharashtrian take on this classic Taiwanese street food.
A supremely fluffy and soft Bao, filled with spicy thecha chicken, topped with Coriander, crushed peanuts and lemon juice.
I kid you not when I say, that I had 7 of these chonkybois back to back.
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Just matched with an insanely gorgeous woman on Tinder. I called her a catfish. She linked me to her Instagram to prove she's not one and then unmatched me.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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I understand that all of the people saying, "I'm always here if you need to talk" mean it sincerely and I genuinely appreciate that, but please please exercise caution, especially in delicate matters like these.
(1/n)
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Just ordered an Andhra meal from this place called Andhra Gunpowder in Pune. Fantastic stuff. Pretty cheap too.
Palakura pappu, puliora, guntur chicken, Andhra chicken curry, rasam, Sambhar, bendekaya, podi, allam chutney and the masterful ksheerannam with camphor in it.
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The year is 2003. You run to neighbourhood general stores to get a Cheetos packet because your mum just gave you Rs 10. You sift through the packet hoping that you get two Pokémon Tazos instead of one, but you get the Magikarp again while your friend gets Charizard. Good times.
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Day 6 of Inktober-inspired food series.
Prompt: Golden
Dish: Chocolate from bean to bar
I’m late to upload today. That’s because I had soooooo many problems crop up while shooting this video. But I didn’t give up. Making chocolate is an art that takes years and years to master.
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I order so much fucking food from online delivery services, they should call me zomathoe.
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Me on a first date
Girl: What is that?
Me: Oh nothing! It's just a headlight bulb, a 12v battery and some jump cables
Girl: Why are you carrying it?
Me: *sweating a bit* its just umm... No reason hehe
Girl: Is this a set up for a joke?
Me: HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS SPARK BETWEEN US?
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Look at her excitedly checking out all the replies. Man seeing her this happy has made my day. Thank you folks.
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What is something that seems like a common thing to have done but you haven't done yet?
I'm 25 and I've never flown (not even domestic)
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Tinder conversations.
She had 'I love Pavarotti' in her bio.
I had to.
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This is kind of blowing up.
To everyone who is wondering if I must be fun at parties or not, let me assure you, I am absolutely the mitochondria of any party.
Follow me if you will and you'll know.
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Friend: Bro why don't you just sleep around instead of trying to get into a relationship? Look at us.
Me (A Jagjit Singh fan): Hoes-walon ko khabar kya, bae-khudi kya cheez hai.
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It’s so unusual that the Wimbledon trophy has a pineapple on top of it.
Here’s the story behind it.
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Two friends lost their fathers - one a couple of weeks back, one today morning. And even though I've been through losing my own in the recent past, I do not know what words of comfort to offer. Everything I want say to feels empty.
So I ask, "Want to grab a drink?"
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I finally deleted all dating apps because I found 🥰🥰 that I'm completely and utterly undateable.
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I've taken on yet another stupidly ambitious food project and I need help. RT this pls
From Jan 1st, I'll be traveling all 28 states of India in 31 days, eating and documenting a fish recipe from each state
The entire trip will be posted on my insta (link in bio)
Deets follow /1
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Folks I have some incredibly cool news.
A lot of people messaged me after my inktober-inspired food series saying they want to eat my food, especially the recipes from Inktober.
So I’m doing my first ever semi-pop up of sorts IN PUNE. Please RT for reach and share with your
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Day 9
Prompt: Bounce
Dish made: Yemeni Bounce
Song used in the video is Rain by Faran Ensemble
This is easily the most passionately imaginative dessert I’ve ever made. This is why today’s video is a bit longer too.
Here are the components:
- Bint al Sahn with Hazelnut mocha
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I'm drinking alone at home (not in a sad way, 2021 has been delightful)
My mum decided to buy this for me on the way back from her walk. This is a woman who's never touched a drink. She handed this to me and said, here's some chakna.
I'm so overwhelmed by how cute this is.
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The more I cook, the more I realize that food is supposed to be messed with, recipes are meant to be destroyed and rebuilt, traditions can and should be broken and challenged. 'Authentic' food doesn't really exist and nothing is sacred
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Just saw a protest placard on someone's Instagram story saying "It's so bad, even Punekars are here between 1-4pm"
I'm deceased.
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Couldn't find deliveries for Pav Bhaji buns, so just baked my own 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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And it's done.
I'll put up a video of the complete Banana leaf Sadhya later.
Happy Onam people.
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Cooking rice beyond two whistles in the pressure cooker is a gamble. It can either be the best of times or the worst of times.
Truly a tale of two seetees.
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Ever just lie in bed and think about random nonsensical things like wtf is happening with Dino Morea man long time no see
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I'm case anyone wants an explanation to this complex TikTok video, read the thread below. I have tried my best.
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The beautiful branding and design was done by
@potatopotanto
btw
She is extremely talented and if you have any branding needs, you should definitely just get her to design stuff.
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Maharashtrians with their leftovers:
Bhaat 🤝 Poli
🤝 Phodni 🤝
Bread 🤝 Bhakri
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This guy in the washroom at Doolally just complimented my hair and I said he had nice shoes and we bonded a bit.
IS THAT HOW GIRLS FEEL OMG??????
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Me: is bimonthly once every two months or twice every month?
Google: yes
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How do I explain Thursday loadshedding and powercut to firang clients?
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I'm cooking up Onam sadya for tomorrow
And since I had very little idea about it, I decided the sanest and the best thing for me to do was cook up 25+ items for the Sadya by myself
So here I am planning stuff as I prep for all the dishes. Currently making Upperi (banana chips)
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Last month I made a video about a very peculiar feature of the Irani Cafes, especially the ones in Mumbai and Pune.
Why most old Irani Cafes are corner places.
And since I can upload 1080p videos on Twitter now and have longer captions, here is the video.
It's not mentioned
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This girl had a weird fetish of putting jam on her lips before making out. I'd elaborate more but I don't Kissan tell.
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My cousin, one of the most humble people I've met is looking for a job as a driver in Thane / Mumbai / Kalyan/ Badlapur
It would be great if we can find something for him. He has over 9+ years experience and is very disciplined
Please RT. Any and all leads will be appreciated.
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Just in terms of social currency, the amount of power that attractive people hold is nauseating.
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So the next time someone asks you "Yeh Melody itni Chocolaty kyun hai?", you'll be armed with something other than "Melody khao khud jaan jao"
Thanks for reading.
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First of all, Melody uses Soy-Lecithin which not only helps increase the shelf-life of the toffee, but also controls sugar crystallisation and the fluidity of the chocolate. Parle lists it as one of the ingredients it uses in making of the toffee. (2/n)
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In a country where women can't step out at night because of the crippling fear of what might happen to them, men are filing FIRs because someone used "bad language" online.
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Why the fuck is Ratan Tata posting Thirst traps? Bro you're 82 years old calm the fuck down
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So many girls from Bangalore showing up on Tinder because they're here for NH7. Bhaago yahaan se 3 din ke Fadnavis
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Day 3 - Inktober inspired food series
Prompt: Path
Dish made: Mosambi cloud
I took inspiration from the cloud pudding I had at Kappa Chakka Kandhari in Bangalore and I added a few elements to the dish. All the elements had Mosambi in some form. Also, another cool thing about
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Moral of the story is that you're truly alone in this world and the one person who you think won't give up on you, will block you from their life and toss you aside like you're a piece of garbage.
Also, don't get scammed and report this account please.
Fin. (5/5)
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What's happening with my "Tu Baahar Mil" Delhi bois? You guys okay in this lockdown?
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People still recommending Friends when someone asks for funny TV show recommendations, you've failed evolution.
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The person you're crushing on is publicly flirting with 4 other people on their timelines.
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The good thing about Twitter is that my Instagram usage has significantly reduced.
The bad thing about Twitter is that my Twitter usage has significantly increased.
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English: Who is Randeep?
Bangalorean English: Randeep Hooda?
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Marathi folks call it lafda and I think it's sweet.
why brown parents gotta call relationships "affairs" 😡
sounds so scandalous
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Day 7 of Inktober-inspired Food series
Prompt: Dip
Dish made: Tteokbokki (Korean fried fish cakes)
I wanted to make my own Gochujang for this video as well. But there was the small problem of it needing anywhere between 6 months to 2 years to make. The rice cakes turned out to
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Why does Amrita Rao look like someone who looks a lot like Amrita Rao but not quite?
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I really feel sorry for people who took genuine efforts to make their mental health better for months only to be living like this.
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I was playing global top 50 on spotify and Senorita started playing and my Uber guy said "Sir kuch Accha bajao na"
This guy deserves a raise.
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This girl thinks she can just walk right back into my life because she texted me 11 months later and I texted back within 8 seconds. Like if she thinks I have no self control, she has excellent deduction skills and honestly kudos to her.
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