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Joined January 2018
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
10 hours
Every damn day on this app I find myself struggling to keep my place in heaven
@Mappy6984
NRM84
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😒👀😒
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
10 hours
Your African Giant, everyone 👏🏽 👏🏽
@honest30bgfan_
honest30bgfan
1 day
“I was never proud of being a Nigerian I never cared about anything related to them tbh”. Burna boy says in interview
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@_deoluwaa
Adeolu needs to catch a break.
1 day
Meanwhile, if there's an emergency on the plane, no one is asking for 6 months NHS experience abi ECFMG certification. But land first 😭
@wowzaship
armie
3 days
THERE WAS A FUCKING MEDICAL EMERGENCY ON THE PLANE AND I WAS THE ONLY DOCTOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
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@Square_pantszn
SpongeBob🌚
2 days
You guys he came over 🌚🤩
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
1 day
First week of driving alone, newly passed. Ran a red light I genuinely did not see. *blaring siren* Motorbike pulls up on my left “Ohemaa, parke ma me wai. Wanhu red light no?” I cuss under my breath and move over reluctantly. Long talk, man returned the 20 for number & a date 😭
@miriamogb
Miriam Ogbonna
2 days
Police stops me. ME : Good morning police. POLICE : Ah ah… You fine o. Good morning. ME : (laughs) POLICE : You don marry? ME : Yes o. Husband Dey house. POLICE : eh eh… Na wa o. Lucky man. See Wetin e dey enjoy. ME : (laughs) POLICE : Oya dey go fine woman.
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
1 day
But why are you shouting at me? 🥺
@__theSeyram
Seyram
1 day
I said WHAT IS THE LORE BEHIND YOUR CHOICE OF SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL!!!
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
1 day
Biology and E-maths
@MrMekzy_
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
1 day
Hypothetically speaking: Your child is sick, fighting for their life, and the requirement to save them is for you to write and get a 75% plus in 2 subjects you did in secondary/high school. What subject will it be?
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
>>> or <<<???
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
all the thanks I’ll get is my salary so I might as well not sacrifice myself. At the end of the day, you can also do the MBChB, get those two letters you hate to see in front of my name so much and come show me how to be a better version of me. I’ll wait.
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
esp. without fair compensation. Lawyers don’t defend guilty/innocent clients for free, architects don’t design structures for free, why should a doctor have to? Also, the bashing from these people who have access to the internet and believe they can do better than us just shows
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
1 last thing before I go back into hibernation. Nobody chooses a career to go bankrupt. Everyone is doing what hey do FOR A LIVING i.e. to earn money (ideally equivalent to the labour and quality of service they provide). Nobody trades their lifeblood for their job…. ctd
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
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CC
@realbig_shak
Shak, MD 🩺
2 days
Please don’t come into my DM asking for a free consultation. I don’t offer free consultations. I know my worth, and I have a family to feed and bills to pay. When you come into my DM, the first thing you will receive is an invoice for the consultation. I am a qualified and
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
P-Titty
@AntiWokeMemes
Anti Woke Memes
2 days
What rap name would you give him?
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
✨Wo nan kokom✨
@Sage_medics
SAGE MEDICAL⚕️
2 days
Popliteal fossa can alternatively be called what?
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
*heavy sigh*
@ManMilk2
Images That Make You Feel Pain
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
Imagine telling Dr Fiakpornoo this 🫠
@Supreme_Aladeen
Cris Lanaa Yobo Sr
3 days
I don’t know which of these was funnier 1. An HO telling me her boyfriend is ill and she has to take care of him so I’m on my own for the night shift or 2. Another HO telling me she has to do her laundry so decided not to come to work. Both without prior communication. Second
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
My unpopular opinion: The wedding is for my husband and I. Not hungry, opinionated people. 100 people at the venue please (including vendors)
@AsakyGRN
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
2 days
"A friend of mine just got married so I asked him how much it cost to have such a wedding, he told me he and his spouse took a $88,000 loan. Their monthly payment for the loan is $800. It’ll take them 17 years to pay off the loan. They’ll end up repaying $158,924 with interest.
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@ijebudoctor
IBIYEMI Oluwaseun, M.D.
3 days
I can't spend 8 yrs in medical school, asides from house job + post medical school hustle, only for me to come and argue medicine with a random person on Twitter. It means I didn't value those number of years I spent.
@Cosino013
Cosino_Link🔰™
3 days
I'm not that guy o, but some of the test here is ??, that CA test, "to detect the presence of cancer cells in the breast" is this a joke? 😂 Are you blind, so you can't see the cancer growing on her breast?? What test are you doing again?? And that core neddle biopsy??
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
A man on this app posted pictures of a girl he went out with after day 1 of speaking as well as screenshots alluding to them having sex. He did this with the aim of shaming her by tagging her as “cheap”. My question is, can you please tell the class what you want girls to do?
@_ifssss
𝒾𝒻𝓎 ♡ 🫧
3 days
mind you she only started showing interest after the 2nd date, the conversations became “beautiful” and “exciting” and began to take him serious cause he made plans of spa dates, going to dinner and driving her back to school etc, i know what you are lmaooo.
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@flo_x0x0
Flora🍒
2 days
Expeditiously
@haniya_445
Dr.haniya
3 days
How would you answer this question???
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