Why can't someone look at me, the way I look at pizza? #allicareaboutispizza

You ever look at yourself and think "Damn, I'm a great catch, why am I single..."

How do I always manage to talk to the worst guys ever? -_-

Darth Vader is my doppelganger.

Beards are okay... to a certain point. If I kiss you and get a mouth full of facial hair, no thanks.

No, I won't chase you, I probably wont even talk to you.

The few, the proud, the emotional..

It's really upsetting when I see people bashing plus sized models saying they are "glorifying obesity". WHO CARES HOW MUCH PEOPLE WEIGH.

I need friends. SOS

Gross @ all the people getting married -_-

When you keep running across your ex boyfriend's tinder.... -__-

News flash: you ain't shit.

If your teeth are jacked up, you shouldn't tell me how to live my life.

LOL LOL LOL

Why do people feel the need to stick their noses into other peoples business?!

The immaturity some people take breakups to is astonishing. If you have to point out "flaws" and be vicious, you really are pathetic.