Cake Spankenheimer
@flamingaycheeto
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Joined September 2010
Me: oh my god.AU business student: God ? 😂😪 the only god I know is koGOD 👌💯😩📑 The grind never stops 💵💵😤📈 rip grandma 🙏👼❤️.
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I do better than this on Just Dance.
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Gynecologist said my IUD was cleared for another year so I don’t have to do the removal/reinsertion process next year
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RT @fairfaxcounty: In July, spotted lantern flies morph into adults and start laying up to 100 eggs! They feed on trees leave behind a st….
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The Bahamas is great if you’re into drinking and driving.
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Do people seriously not know that Superman is and always has been Jewish (and not Zionist) ….
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I fear I will have to sing one karaoke song at my wedding. Just to remind everyone how much they love me and ppl are missing out.
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I hate to admit this but Rao’s is a pasta sauce I would actually pay $9 for I fear.
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Accidentally looked at somebody I got beef with’s linkedin profile while I was logged in… normally I’m incognito… embarrassing.
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Asked oomf what’s the more daring thing her mom has done and she said “idk stepped on an escalator” so earnestly.
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I don’t think “veteran-owned” should be a label for diversity in business sorry not sorry.
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Does the general public rock with the song Goodbye Earl by the Chicks like could I do that at open karaoke and not look crazy.
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Can’t even enjoy a five day vacation because im now drowning in work emails I’ll never recover from in a timely manner.
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I’m crazy or this light sconce at Ozzie’s looks like Jake from Adventure Time
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