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25 sols | polymorphic lambda witch ✨ | she/her/她 | haskell + rust + scala dev | op amp enthusiast | compilers + analog synths | https://t.co/UOuLLmAqKm

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naomi (forgetful functor)
3 years
ok i finally got around to making a mastodon acct: https://t.co/H5xEH9plXD i'm also at
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please fucking vote
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
just played the TF2 update, i'm really vibin w/ the new tinker and tailor classes
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
can't believe netflix straightwashed a relationship as iconic as wang miao x luo ji
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
you don't even need a cardboard tube in the middle. just use a corn cob
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
why can't i buy a perforated roll of tortillas like with paper towels. just tear one off whenever i need a corn-based flatbread
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
dune 2
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
and yes, `lvalue <- rvalue` is parsed as "lvalue less_than neg rvalue"
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
nom is pretty convenient if you instead view all parser functions as StateT (&[u8]) (ExceptT e IO)
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
"b-but haskell makes you a better programmer!" me, with my haskell-poisoned brain:
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
should rubiks cubes arrive in the box presolved
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
thanks to a bug in really bad chess (android), i am now the top player in the world the game froze in the middle of a daily puzzle, and now every ranked game starts off at the same place it feels like groundhog day
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
signs you're in a controlling relationship: - your errors are magnified and thrown back in your face - any feedback seems to be negative - you met your partner on the bus - you keep finding ladder diagrams around the bedroom - your partner is a Siemens S7-1200 PLC
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
as a 10x react developer with over 200 lines of code on github, I always start my hacking with a tall mug of liquid caffeine 🤤 can't build the web without it #code #react #js #datascience #webdeveloper #html
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
holy shit async fns in traits are stabilized now 😖😳🤤🥵 https://t.co/AZlFLF5nnI
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autism hexafluoride
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
new chrimbus shopping speedrun WR (42:37)
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
happy lil spidertron dance from the megabase ^_^
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
... actually after doing the math, belts are still better for throughput unless your production can support a full delivery every 11.1 seconds
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naomi (forgetful functor)
2 years
it's kinda cheaty, the spidertron requester/provider chests hold 50 stacks each (half a rocket's worth of each part) but they load instantly my headcanon is the spidertron just dumps all the cargo like an egg sac
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2 years
factorio binge 2023: i now have a rocket site powered by logistic spidertrons
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