Thick Owens
@fiveinchinseams
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Weird how the worst person you know is always a patriots fan.
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Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking
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NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani learns of former Vice President Dick Cheney's death while voting in Queens, November 2025.
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Bout 250 Mexican kids in 10 years gonna have to explain why they named Shohei Rodriguez
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Got a @ChrisHarrisJr signed ball to give away in honor of Alumni Weekend ✍️ RT + follow for your chance to win! 👀
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when they said you look like Moze from Ned’s declassified they weren’t lying
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Siakam gotta be damn near leading the playoffs in transition points
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“No artistic merit” shut the fuck up and watch the 2014 Spurs nerd
im sorry but basketball is a low level activity with no artistic merit wdym you’re chasing a ball lol
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Derek Carr will always be remembered as the Phillip Rivers of Andy Dalton’s
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What’s the best white girl tune of all time?
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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent)
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I follow this Japanese guy on Instagram who is obsessed with Philadelphian culture. He travels to Philly and trains with chefs to learn proper cheesesteak techniques, dresses up in Eagles jerseys, says “jawn…” I think it’s beautiful. A reverse weeb.
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