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we are literally on a planet designed to stress me out. tpwk. obsessed w my gf.

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Joined November 2012
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@fireproofelijah
elišŸŽƒ
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everyone say thank u testosterone
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caleb hearon being weird about trans guys we can’t have anything nice huh
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i hate when mfers get caught in 4k threatening or abusing someone and the headlines about it says ā€œallegedlyā€ DID YOU WATCH THE FOOTAGE W YOUR EARS AND EYES CLOSED ?
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@fireproofelijah
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oh to casually walk and take the subway w ashton irwin
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rach
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this is hilarious actually
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@fireproofelijah
elišŸŽƒ
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ā€œshipping more bearista cups than other merchandiseā€ is a fat ass lie, my store got one
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
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NEW: Starbucks releases apology after fights and arguments break out at various locations over their new Glass Starbucks Bearista cup. Starbucks fans are fuming and fighting over the company's new bear cup. One fight broke out in Houston and even made local news. "The
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taylor swift reeaaallll quiet ab That Man using her music on his videos.. but are we surprised ? noā¤ļø
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@fireproofelijah
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fuck redbubble fr
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@fireproofelijah
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racism really does make people insane bc y’all had no problem w our vp skipping a 9/11 memorial bc a podcaster died the day before
@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
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🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: New Yorkers forgot.
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@fireproofelijah
elišŸŽƒ
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and when i move back to the city bc i’ll be able to afford itšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK CITY MAYORAL RACE — PROJECTION
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@fireproofelijah
elišŸŽƒ
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clearly you are not a fan of them if you are saying that so why are you in their business lol
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@fireproofelijah
elišŸŽƒ
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just saw a tiktok of someone complaining about 5sos ticket prices (valid) by saying they shouldn’t be charging that much because they ā€œhaven’t made relevant music in 10 yearsā€ (not valid) DON’T pmo
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@fireproofelijah
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dan and phil are truly my cocomelon i’m trying to work while watching them (MIND YOU vids i’ve rewatched many times) and i’m very distracted
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@wydbanx
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Extremely funny to say that when everyone still calls this place Twitter
@ReddCinema
Redd
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Elon Musk tells Bukele that ā€œDiet Coke has terrible brandingā€
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like those screenshots show those kids yelling at him to get 1d back together, and saying they hope he dies ?? and he’s literally threatening them w the police for harassing him ? and y’alls first reaction is to call him a pedo ? head empty fr
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@fireproofelijah
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why i wake up to people calling niall horan a pedo when he was forcibly put in groupchats he didn’t ask to be in and constantly harassed. why are we throwing around that word like it’s not serious
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sean
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@WilkowMajority
Andrew Wilkow
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IT'S NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB TO FEED YOU
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@fireproofelijah
elišŸŽƒ
11 days
all my gf and i watch are old dan & phil and jennamarbles vids and now they’re gonna look like slop🫩
@PopBase
Pop Base
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YouTube will reportedly implement a new feature that automatically upscales videos uploaded in low resolution to 1080p HD quality using AI. ( https://t.co/A9OYocFSte)
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@fireproofelijah
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@ the kid that used to have the number i currently have idk what you’re up to but pls either learn your new number or stop intentionally giving people your old number i’m a 26 y/o dude and have random kids i have never met texting and trying to facetime me PLS
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@fireproofelijah
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ab this it didn’t click in my brain that i’m most likely gonna watch a shit ton of kids die bc pennywise isn’t stopped until the losers club comes along like damn
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@fireproofelijah
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it: welcome to derry 10/10 btw
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@faerieriver
dandelion ✿
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so we’re not supposed to expose predators now? if someone were to be raped and caught the evidence on film yall would be mad at them for posting it because they ā€œviolated the rapists privacyā€. doing anything to diminish and beat down women who are victims.
@SayOoohh
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I hate that that DoorDash girl claimed to be assaulted when she was the one that violated that man’s privacy. How could he sexually assault you if he was asleep? At worse, he indecently exposed himself to you, which is terrible within itself but you violated him
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