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Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf
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PRETEND?? Bitchhhh this queen learned to play the guitar for that solo and said it was one of her favourite things about working on the film!!
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She SAID she will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man!
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I may have left the mould behind in sydney but if there’s one thing I kept it’s this dump truck assssssssss
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If THE MARIAH CAREY can have only 13 unread messages their is no reason for any of you to have 375 of them
My cousin Shawn M and I have this silly joke where we tell each other Happy Thanksgiving on St. Patrick’s Day ☘️
@ShawnMendes
found out about it today.. sorry Shawn!! 😂
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I just coughed and farted at the same time lol my body just took a screenshot
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JK Rowling when she checks her bank and sees transactions and not cisactions
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Quite like what the movement of tectonic plates did to my mirror hbu?
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance between Daya Betty and Piper Chapman
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I am just going to leave this here. Even
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@kisswithah
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I got an email to my 10 year last year and they have the nerve to request $65 to attend... like I have to PAY as well as be in the same room of all the people I hated?? No ma’am!!!
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Please let this be a spoken word lip sync on drag race australia
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Every Saturday night when I say I’m having a quiet one
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Lana Del Rey’s beautiful friend Valerie from Del Rio Mexico
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This is every north side twink in melbourne
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Jenifer Lewis reprising her role and making a cameo in Sister Act 3 please and thank you
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I can’t tell you what a beautiful gift of a show
@euphoriaHBO
is. HBO made a good choice. Watch it watch it watch it. It’s a misfits dream. It’s like that feeling when your brain is so overwhelmed but then you finally get into your quiet room and don’t feel anxious anymore 🔥🔥
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Felt a little thicc today. That being said anyone got some spare upper titty to give me? 🍼🍼
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What is the best movie you've ever seen that is about faith and religion?
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Omg RuPaul needs to have Ali Wong back as a guest judge. Her knowledge of previous queens, her advice for the comedy challenge, and her reactions during the lip sync were of someone who truly appreciates the drag art form
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Lupita being snubbed for an Oscar nom for this will never ever sit right with me
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Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino says the rebranded platform X will be “powered by AI.”
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The reason why I don’t have a bf honestly is because they can’t handle my hotness when I’m in pyjamas
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Can you g*ys stop posting shit on twitter trying to call out guys on Grindr in Melb? Perhaps some of these people are lonely and just want to talk to someone??
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Say what you want about onlyfans but I just moved into my dream home at 20
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Ohhhhh my god. No joke I am out for a fine dining solo dinner date tonight and I told the Italian waiter I was here for a reservation at 5:30pm and he says “come in, follow me” and takes me to the KITCHEN AND INTRODUCES ME TO THE DISHWASHER 😭😭
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Titty is tittying this evening. My little m&m’s my mosquito bites LOOK AT THEM 🍼
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For some reason I post this on Insta and feel fine and then I post it on Twitter and feel like a hoe
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My hobbies include putting on pyjama pants after a hard day of doing the bare minimum
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Caught this on my flight this morning over Sydney 😍
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Don’t forget to slip, slop, slap my ass like a drum
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Will Smith’s slap got Nicole so good her forehead finally creased
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EXCLUSIVE: For all of you who deal in fact, not friction
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Ok only taking selfies in the cotton on change room from now on. The lighting is ✨ immaculate ✨
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Went to the beach today so I decided to come out of my shell
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Finding a rapid antigen test in Sydney is harder than finding a top
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AFL CEO saying he knows “there are gay male players” and that “they’re known to their team mates”
…and so do I cos I’ve sucked at least 4 of them off
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Don’t think for a second that one of your emails has found me well
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Me at a gay circuit party when I see someone getting fisted:
“Attenzione borseggiatrici!!!! Attenzione pickpocket!!!!”
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If I take a selfie a day for the next two years it will make buying this mirror worth it
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Making a joke about my nipple being out would be in bad taste, wouldn’t tit? 🍼
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South Yarra gays trying to recruit a new gay that’s just moved into the area because they saw they have a lot of Instagram followers
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The only thing growing slower than my titties is my will to be more patient for them to grow
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Ok come right through acne studios change room lighting
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If you listen to treat me by chloë bailey while you take your mirror selfies they’ll come out good those are the rules
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Went shopping for some cake but turns out I had one all along
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At the lovely age of 30, I’ve finally got my own Medicare card and took myself off my parents one
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Kath & Kim as products from your local Coles; a thread
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My boss asked me why I have “he/him/his” in my email signature and it was so pure and he then asked if it was ok to put it in his signature too 😭
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