Captain Planet's gonna find out about NFTs and generative AI and fucking kill himself

MOTHER WAS ACTING!!!!

me dodging the bullet that will make me love the “from the ashes” era

this was the original “you had one job” 😭

Achilles learning that Hector has killed Patroclus

the three main branches of the krakoan government: exeCUNTive legiSLAYtive judiciYASSS

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

“Elphie, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project”

the original slay the house down boots I’m deceased

https://t.co/3qRhTeUpQ9

here goes her infinite money glitch

i strongly encourage not participating in fandoms and just have one friend who shares your opinions so you both go "youre right. youre absolutely right" about things to each other

people who say Shakespeare is boring have obviously never experienced the glory that is Harold Perrinneau's Mercutio

"Fable has gone woke!" Fable in 2008 -

Kinda crazy how the first big musical without him is a smash hit. Learn from this, Hollywood. Never cast that man again.

We need to stop pretending like the victorious soundtrack doesn’t have some of the best pop songs of all time

Glinda when she saw Elphaba for the first time:

Banned in 11 countries. MTV blurred the video, changed the name to “Come On” and muted most of the song, BBC Radio only played it after 8pm, karens lost their mind, she was being shamed. You just had to be there

And if I say Dolly should’ve played the wizard