Baltimordor (he/him)
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Black Lives Matter | Abortion is healthcare | Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2013
Give a piece to Emma Gerber, I mean that hairdo must have taken hours
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Being in an interracial couple and being in direct line of sight from the stage at a comedy show
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The only celebrity to ever be brought out as a guest at a show I’ve been at in DC is when Lizzo brought out some old flute that made Fox News mad. Madonna had a celeb guest in every city, and we still got a mall Santa. The closest to someone cool was AOC was in the crowd once.
“I ride for you, Charli….” “You know I ride for you, too.” Lorde and Charli xcx hugging onstage tonight after performing “Girl, so confusing” together at the Ultrasound Word Tour. 🩵🩻
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And when Nicholas Galitzine shows up inexplicably looking like this then what
A ‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ sequel has been announced, titled ‘Red, White & Royal Wedding.’
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A friend in DC had a Zoom call with Congressman Dave Taylor’s office today… Taylor’s legislative correspondent, Angelo Elia, had what can only be described as an American swastika flag prominently displayed in his background.
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Michigan Boys Know How to Party, released December 10, 2009
Your favorite Halloween costume you’ve worn as an adult?
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So this is Keyleth of the Air Ashari
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We uncanceled our Disney+ subscriptions too quickly
A 6-part ‘ERAS TOUR’ docuseries from Taylor Swift will release on Disney+ on December 12.
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When I say “Obama era,” I’m referring specifically to this picture
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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The hottest thing anyone can do is cosplay as Rogue
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Just arrived in San Francisco and walked by LaughGPT, “an AI-generated comedy night,” and I wanna go home.
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Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA announced it will host its own ‘All American Super Bowl Halftime Show’ to protest Bad Bunny’s headlining performance. The organization provided genres for fans to choose for the show including ‘Anything in English,’ ‘Americana,’ and ‘Worship.’
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Michael B Jordan surely is gonna be nominated, right?
I have seen Leonardo, Wagner, Daniel, and Dwayne's performances thus far; the only two remaining are Timothée's and Jeremy's, which have been listed in the top 5. I feel confident in saying that Timmy can do it this year, but it's a delicate tightrope he must balance through the
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Because everyone knows what Dra Race really excels at is scripted comedy…
EXCLUSIVE: “RuPaul’s Drag Race” stars Ginger Minj, Jujubee, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Latrice Royale, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Monét X Change and Symone will appear alongside RuPaul in an untitled action-comedy feature film from director Adam Shankman (“Hairspray,” “A Walk to Remember”).
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Taylor Swift gives major praise for ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ “Chase Infiniti and Teyana Taylor—how are they going to split the Oscar? Benicio was so funny, and Leo was hilarious. We are so lucky to be alive at the same time as Paul Thomas Anderson” (Source: @FallonTonight)
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We uncanceled the Globes too quickly
The Golden Globe Awards have revealed the podcasts eligible for their first Best Podcast award, set to be given out at the 83rd annual ceremony in January. Contenders include “Call Her Daddy,” “Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard,” “Pod Save America” and “The Megyn Kelly Show,” as
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Seeing Twitter just now discover Twinless now that’s it’s streaming (and presumably easy to pirate) reminds me that Twitter isn’t real. Go outside people, go to the movies.
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not to be so millennial but why is everyone under 25 about to collapse and die of thirst at concerts now
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