The “crucial” games have been and gone lad, just put 12th place in the bag and tell us what you’re doing with your contract

Sander Berge has been dropping routine 3/10 performances since like November now

Kolo Muani gonna be chewing his pillow to bits tonight having nightmares about Bassey and Diop got absolutely had up for a full hour

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If Spurs go down we should be bang in to bring Djed Spence home Bringing him back to share the load with Tete and eventually be his successor, while farming Castagne out to Standard Liege or somewhere would be genuine blood in my veins

Fulham attack is trying so desperately to bail out the defence being dogshit today, but they are determined to be as wank as possible

KEVINNN. WHAT A BOY

genuinely scary how ice cold Jimenez is on a pen… for all his positional inconsistency it’s the only thing you simply cannot hold against him

I’m so glad these offsides are semi-automated to reduce decision time and potential officiating interference, eh.

Stone foot blunder followed by offside in the space of a minute My RB ✨

Honestly don’t know if I’ve ever rooted for a player to have a serious injury before but Bruno Fernandes may be the first, purely for the amount of hospital visit-level injuries he has that simply evaporate the second Utd are in an attacking position

If it’s not positional issues with Castagne it’s his foot turning to stone Absolutely honking baller at times

oh my God Adama is actually gone… I never have to watch him do his little horse-trot stepovers before blasting the ball to an opposition defender again and if I do Fulham will be the team benefitting

Always has been.

Setup was wrong from the start, and I’ve never seen Marco make such negative subs Playing for a loss from the second the whistle went

Harriet just piecing up Rachel like

Tommy Robinson is writing letters to himself again.

Smith Rowe’s been putting mad shifts in lately, would have preferred him to get a rest and see Seth in there, with Lukić or Reed shifted up to the 10 but at least it looks like he might get minutes

Love that Leno got the praise he was due from the Hammy End for this. Hopefully he takes confidence in his quick decisions from this; frankly he’s been ponderous at times and it’s killed our momentum, we need him to take these shots every so often

Well tbf that’s true… we all know YOU couldn’t beat them, mate.