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CTO & Founder @Mistware_eu - Master's in Comp.Sci, K8s CKA, french fries-, font loving, game making/playing, pun machine. He/him. Stream: https://t.co/Iutu8l3J9y ๐Ÿ’–

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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
5 years
2nd video is LIVE! If you missed the meetup "From Freestyle Jobs to Pipeline with JobDSL". - A story about why and how you should go from manually configured Jenkins Jobs to jobs Configured as Code!. Devs: show it to your PO! .POs: empower your DevOps!๐Ÿ’–.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
10 months
You can find it here^^ . (It looks super funky on the iPhone Safari browser, with the round buttons, but I'm. fixing that. ๐Ÿ˜…).
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
10 months
Hello! I have trouble not starting new projects which I don't finish. But this time I actually did finish something! .It's a small game of hidden letters and sentences. If you're into that sort of thing, you might have fun with it ๐Ÿคท.It's called Wortigo! (without the "!" ๐Ÿ˜„)
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
I know I've been silent for a couple of months. But anyways, I'm building a public cloud aimed at serverless^^. We're taking on users and would love your feedback, if you want to try it out ๐Ÿ™Œ.
@mist_cloud_eu
mist-cloud
3 years
Sign up for early access over at
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Hello public library. yeah it's been a while, sorry. I'd like to borrow this ebook. what do you mean "2 copies but both are currently rented out"!?. ๐Ÿ™ƒ.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Last night I had a nightmare about missing some exam before I could graduate. I graduated in 2017. It's more than 5 years ago. Incidentally almost 2000 days as well. Fuck.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
this is another kind of dark mode
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
To be fair it's like 6 years old. But I reserve my right to be annoyed, because I know there's 10.000 covers sitting in a basement somewhere with 100% the intention of forcing me to feel old and upgrade.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
"diD yOu MeaN onEPLus 7, 7T, 9 OR norD 2?". No, Google, Ebay, Amazon, AliExpress, I did not.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Never thought I'd have to switch phones simply because I'd worn out the covers and I can't get a new one anywhere online. Stop changing the size of shit every other week!. WTB: OnePlus 5 sandstone or karbon bumper case.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Thank you for the spoilers Twitter. I guess I wasn't going to watch that show anyways. Looking at you "Trending column." ๐Ÿ˜ก.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Minotaurs are currently out of stock, but soon (tm) @thedrlambda.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
. Also there's the pot commit / sunk-cost fallacy. Now I spent the 3 hours automating it, SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE HAPPY THAT I DID THAT! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Can haz confirmation bias plz? ๐Ÿ˜น.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
It's been a couple of months, and. I'm _sooo_ happy I did this. Sure the payback of "30 seconds manual task" over "3 hours of coding and 1 second manual task" will only pay itself back after . what. 360 uses?. but the zero context-switching ๐Ÿค”.
@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Of course I could just use the Alexa app, but that's suuper slow, loading all sorts of "omg, why, I don't need these features. " and the integration sometimes times out, and I have to wait for aaaaall of that. This takes ~1 second to trigger, and then it does its own thing ๐Ÿ’–.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
This is what "hello world" tutorials feel like.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
So anyways, I'm growing tomatoes in my apartment. There are not many, they are not great. But they are there, and red, and I think that's awesome ๐Ÿ’–.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Nice work on the snip and sketch btw. Can't wait till you get that multi-monitor thing fixed. Good thing one of your target-demographics, the developers, are famously known for having a single monitor ๐Ÿ‘Œ.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Why is it when Microsoft finally does something useful. like a smiley pop-up for Win10. they completely redesign the thing for Win11, including fkn gifs that don't WORK in textinput, and breaks the rest of it. "Search for a smiley and <tab> 3 times to insert it with enter" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
This is also why IT people don't like over-the-counter medicines ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜„.
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@figaw
Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things ๐Ÿฆ„
3 years
Full disclosure, I'm also tired of hearing about "burning platform" on my job, but that doesn't mean we should stop talking about it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Even if I'm way more about doing than talking^^. Let's put out the fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
@kaarequist
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3 years
Det har vรฆret en rejse. Men pรฅ. mellemlang, ja mรฅske endda kort sigt, ser vi ind i et oprรธr mod at vรฆre agile. Vi gider ikke vรฆkste. Vi gider ikke tรฆnke ud af bokse eller genbesรธge. Vi gider ikke gรธre en floskel. 4000 DJร˜Fโ€™ere har valgt de vรฆrste udtryk pรฅ jobbet. #hรธrt
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