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@fiestytuna
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Joined September 2022
If the choice is between nausea or death, rest assured, I'll be choosing the latter.
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I've seen some good movies with actors playing twins, like Tom Hardy in Legend, Michael B. Jordan in Sinners, Nic Cage in Adaption, Christian Bale in the Prestige but nothing compares to Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap. I'm serious. 🙃
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My cinnamon toast ALMOST became taco toast. 😬 They look really similar in the cupboard.
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Chronic pain is the thief that steals not just your comfort but your peace too.
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My coworker didn't know what a beanie baby was. 🤦🏻 And now this is how I feel.
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100%. Blessed.
Anybody’s marriage not hard? Who is excited to see their spouse everyday and it feels light? Can we hear a lil something different? I’m into it.
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yay it's finally fall! May you be blessed with sweater weather soon!
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Walked to my car yesterday & a woman asked if she could park in the lot. Said yes, but she kept me 10 min with her story, asking again. She studied my badge, she said she'd track me down if she ended up being towed. Laughed & thought try me, I’m just looking for a reason quit!
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Does anyone else feel it's wrong when the volume lands on a number that’s not divisible by 5?
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Mom's when you come over be like hey can you build this table I just got real quick before you go, I don't understand the instructions.
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The Accountant 2 is about two gay brothers line dancing to solve a murder.
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